Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Link 1 Link 2 Link 3 "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (edited) Check out the NeoGAF thread while your at it, it has some real gems. Edited February 19, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I hate hearing about all these 12 year olds becoming parents. I hate this one especially because he doesn't know what finance is. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I hate hearing about all these 12 year olds becoming parents. I hate this one especially because he doesn't know what finance is. 13 is technically the age of viability. Of course our bodies are biologically set for a short lifespan (I think anywhere between 30 and 40 was considered ancient when our bodies decided to evolve reproductively the way we did), and with the advent of modern technology and less agrarian societies the age at which we should breed gets older. ... ... And the youngest girl to ever have a kid was 5... just wanted to throw that out there. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 And the youngest girl to ever have a kid was 5... just wanted to throw that out there. :x "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 My wife has had a few 8th graders get pregnant over the years. It's sadly not uncommon. In our area, they are typically Catholic latinas with young mothers of their own. They don't get education about birth control at the home because they aren't supposed to have sex, and then they definitely don't get an abortion because that is a sin. So they drop out of school, live with their parent (not usually plural), and scrape by on welfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Horrible, I can't imagine my five or twelve year old sister getting pregnant. Edited February 20, 2009 by awsomeness Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I guess Morgoth got lucky lucky. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) In case you missed it the 15 year old mother was sleeping with 8 other boys: (from here) And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex. And a picture of the happy parents Edited February 20, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 No, this is just a bull**** scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Fantasic parents. She's sleeping around, he looks like he's 8, and they're playing playstation. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Fantasic parents. She's sleeping around, he looks like he's 8, and they're playing playstation. I love it when a plan comes together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 You know, I'm actually not that surprised that she was sleeping around and the baby is, most likely, not his - in fact I was going to post a theory along those lines, but, of course, that's moot now. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Are english chicks really that ugly? Really? Dear God. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I was thinking something along those lines, but I thought I might sound like an ass if I posted it. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Yeah I was going to make a post likening her to a forest troll but with a half glass full decent rack to round it out. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I was thinking something along those lines, but I thought I might sound like an ass if I posted it. She looks like something that might come out of female Yoda after alcohol introduced blackout. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 If I had said that, I would have felt like an ass. Thank you for expressing my thoughts. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Yeah I was going to make a post likening her to a forest troll but with a half glass full decent rack to round it out. yeah, like something out of anime where everything has a good size rack People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I have to agree with you kirottu, I'm a little scared about it too.. But this is obviously a scam, they realized that there would be a ton of money to be made if they claimed the 12 years old was the kid.. the 8 other teenage boy smelled the fat money cow (pun intendeed) and are now going for the price too.. How frakked up is that? that the media is actually partially to blame for this? Wierd world.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 It's wonderful world! "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 And the youngest girl to ever have a kid was 5... just wanted to throw that out there. :x if you don't believe me, hit up snopes (I don't want to toe the forum guidelines because the article actually has a shot of the girl nude with her TITANIC belly). Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I seem to remember linking to the Lina Medina story (not from snopes, but one that didn't have pictures) when there was some other young mother story back on BIS. I probably also mentioned then that I graduated with a girl in high school whose son went to the elementary school next door. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I want to give the parents of these kids a punch in the face. And I want to give the kids of those parents a punch in the face. I also want them to give away this baby to someone who can take care of it. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 That boy looks more like 8. That little horny ****er.... Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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