November 14, 200817 yr Actually that's not true, I gave up after a few minutes. http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html You control some dude trying to run a race, and you use Q and W to control thighs and O and P to control calves. I managed to make it 10 metres scrapping my knee along the ground.
November 14, 200817 yr I did a 360 flip and landed on my face at 3.6 meters. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
November 14, 200817 yr That's really difficult.. I got 1.6 meters before landing on my face. I can't seem to find the right way to make him move. Fortune favors the bald.
November 14, 200817 yr I got him into a split and then I jiggled my way to around 5 meters before he fell on his face DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
November 14, 200817 yr ROFL at general descriptions. I don't want to see the game in case it makes the images less funny. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
November 14, 200817 yr This thing has me in stitches. To get him to move in any way I turned him into a retarded Michael Jackson. Edit: There's an obstacle at 50m. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
November 17, 200916 yr http://sales.starcitygames.com/cardscans/M...necromancer.jpg Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
November 18, 200916 yr Sweet, -0.7 meters. edit: -1.8!! Edited November 18, 200916 yr by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
November 18, 200916 yr This game made me laugh. I stayed up too late tonight and in a lapse of boredom and obsessiveness, decided to get to the finish line. I employed the method Hell Kitty and Kaftan alluded to above. Holding down W, and rhythmically pressing Q, using O to stabilize my head when needed. I never touched the P button. At this point I made it halfway. Pidesco was my inspiration. I feared I would not be able to get beyond the obstacle, but the method of relentless knee-ankle hopping I used seemed to bounce me over enough to continue. Almost to the promised land of 100 meters. I should be asleep. At 100 meters one finds a sign that says "Jump". I would do no such thing, as I didn't want to risk falling on my head at the very end. Instead I continued the shallow thigh powered hopping on my knee and ankle. Victory was sweet. Now I'm going to bed.
November 18, 200916 yr Perfect if a bit lame technique: hold down W and press Q for a second at a time. You'll slowly nudge the guy forward on his knees. I stopped at around 30m because it became obvious I could have gone forever, or at least until that obstacle.
November 18, 200916 yr You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt. And this is the most hilarious game ever. Language filter, I have bested you once more.(it's for the greater good, really) Edited November 18, 200916 yr by Purkake
November 18, 200916 yr You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt. WooHoo, 2869m.
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