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I can't stop playing this stupid flash game

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Actually that's not true, I gave up after a few minutes.

 

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

 

You control some dude trying to run a race, and you use Q and W to control thighs and O and P to control calves. I managed to make it 10 metres scrapping my knee along the ground.

I did a 360 flip and landed on my face at 3.6 meters. :blush:

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That's really difficult.. I got 1.6 meters before landing on my face.

 

I can't seem to find the right way to make him move.

Fortune favors the bald.

I got him into a split and then I jiggled my way to around 5 meters before he fell on his face :blush:

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ROFL at general descriptions. I don't want to see the game in case it makes the images less funny.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

This thing has me in stitches. To get him to move in any way I turned him into a retarded Michael Jackson. :lol:

 

 

Edit:

 

There's an obstacle at 50m.

 

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  • 1 year later...

I found this flash today and it is hilarious :thumbsup:

Sweet, -0.7 meters.

 

edit: -1.8!!

Edited by Oerwinde

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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This game made me laugh. I stayed up too late tonight and in a lapse of boredom and obsessiveness, decided to get to the finish line.

 

I employed the method Hell Kitty and Kaftan alluded to above. Holding down W, and rhythmically pressing Q, using O to stabilize my head when needed. I never touched the P button.

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At this point I made it halfway. Pidesco was my inspiration. I feared I would not be able to get beyond the obstacle, but the method of relentless knee-ankle hopping I used seemed to bounce me over enough to continue.

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Almost to the promised land of 100 meters. I should be asleep.

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At 100 meters one finds a sign that says "Jump". I would do no such thing, as I didn't want to risk falling on my head at the very end. Instead I continued the shallow thigh powered hopping on my knee and ankle. Victory was sweet. Now I'm going to bed.

Personal best of 13.4 - now I can die happy!

Perfect if a bit lame technique: hold down W and press Q for a second at a time. You'll slowly nudge the guy forward on his knees. I stopped at around 30m because it became obvious I could have gone forever, or at least until that obstacle.

The Olympics would actually be worth watching if they all ran like that. >_<

I especially admire Blank's determination to cross the finish line.

You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt.

 

And this is the most hilarious game ever.

 

 

Language filter, I have bested you once more.(it's for the greater good, really)

 

Edited by Purkake

You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt.

 

WooHoo, 2869m.

You ARE Canabalt!

Yeah, but I crapped my pants. :(

Get all the achievements, some are really hilarious.

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