Shryke Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 This must be the first time you've failed to bed a woman, Shryke, which only goes to prove you are human after all! uh... i meant nope as in no i didn't let it stop me when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Guest The Architect Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh. Because if nothing happened the next thing I was going to ask is whether you're still beardless or not.
Shryke Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh. Because if nothing happened the next thing I was going to ask is whether you're still beardless or not. i am still beardless actually still, it hasn't affected my chances in any noticable way, so maybe it wasn't the source of my power after all when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Guest The Architect Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Maybe so, but I bet the source of your seductive power is still to do with your hair, though, just not... the hair that's on your face.
Shryke Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Maybe so, but I bet the source of your seductive power is still to do with your hair, though, just not... the hair that's on your face. well some chicks do seem to dig a dude with long hair, so maybe that's it when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Guest The Architect Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Yeah basically the more hermaphrodite you look the more women will find you attractive.
Shryke Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Yeah basically the more hermaphrodite you look the more women will find you attractive. whatever works when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Guest The Architect Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 It's true. Just take a look at Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt. They have the whole girly features without looking like a girl look going for them, which is why women in general find them attractive.
Walsingham Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 Verily it is said that all women art a bit gay. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Guest The Architect Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 That would be an understatement.
thepixiesrock Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Bi-sexual girlfriends woooooooo! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Blank Posted September 20, 2008 Posted September 20, 2008 (edited) I think people can have a best friend and a passionate relationship in their marriage. One must work at it, but it is surely possible to sustain such a thing. Over time it would, of course, take different forms, but friendship isn't destroyed by passion. To excite passion I believe one must think on an intimate level toward his or her significant other. A true best friendship fosters the environment for the emotional side of the relationship: passion. Or maybe this is idealistic garbage. But I believe it, and I believe the results of the efforts are worth working at for the rest of my life with my future wife. Edited September 20, 2008 by Blank
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 20, 2008 Posted September 20, 2008 ...but basically I would really like to be there for my one friend but not mess things up with the other as we really do seem to be hitting it off. Yes, that would be known as having your cake and eating it too. You figure out how to pull it off, let me know. I was talking about supporting her as a friend, not as a lover -I do care about her but it's more as if she's a sister, if you know what I mean. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
alanschu Posted September 20, 2008 Posted September 20, 2008 I think people can have a best friend and a passionate relationship in their marriage. One must work at it, but it is surely possible to sustain such a thing. Over time it would, of course, take different forms, but friendship isn't destroyed by passion. To excite passion I believe one must think on an intimate level toward his or her significant other. A true best friendship fosters the environment for the emotional side of the relationship: passion. Or maybe this is idealistic garbage. But I believe it, and I believe the results of the efforts are worth working at for the rest of my life with my future wife. For what it's worth the more passionate feelings my friend and I had/have for each other came out of our friendship. We knew each other for two years, with us becoming friends a little more than a year ago, before we released things were getting too close. I am idealistic and believe that friendship and passion can coexist too. As much as it would sicken me growing up, my parents seem to have that type of relationship.
thepixiesrock Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 I hate myself and want to die Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Shryke Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 looking for a sympathy shag huh? go ask Archie or sluggy when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Nick_i_am Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 she's a sister, if you know what I mean. Dude, sick. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
thepixiesrock Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 Yeah, that's whicked awesome. I'm glad someone finally had the courage to mention how they wanted to bone their sister in thios thread. I've been aching to do it, if you know what I mean. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
thepixiesrock Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 Get it? I thought you meant sick as in sweet. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Nick_i_am Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 Wait, didn't I? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Guest The Architect Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 It'd be hypocritical of you if you didn't.
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 she's a sister, if you know what I mean. Dude, sick. Nice quoting out-of-context... "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Fionavar Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 I believe, my friends, we have arrived at the end ... well until someone makes a good case why this is not the end ... PS Try PM to make the case The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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