DeathScepter Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 screw Zombie rights. They want my brains despite my lack of any. I will not let any zombie having my brains. So there will be plenty of zombie heads flying off their corpsey bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 heh i've just been killing the boredom at work by playing a zombie game although it's playing AS a zombie, not killing lots of zombies, so it's not quite the same... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 "Where's the sprint button?!" "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Does anyone know how hard it would be to mod GTA IV to have a random outbreak of zombies? My scheme would be for the zombie outbreak to be spread naturally person to person, leaving the player trying to do missions around spreading hordes of zombies. I got teh idea while flying a news helicopter around Vice City. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Does anyone know how hard it would be to mod GTA IV to have a random outbreak of zombies? My scheme would be for the zombie outbreak to be spread naturally person to person, leaving the player trying to do missions around spreading hordes of zombies. I got teh idea while flying a news helicopter around Vice City. would probably be quite hard.. and best reserved for the last part of the game.. it would suck if all your "quest givers" were zombies trying to bite your head of. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Who plays GTA for the quests? "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 true .. true.. Seeing as @\NightandtheShape/@ just got his degree in computer programming, I think he should make a mod! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 It would certainly garner PR coverage. It might actually deserve its own 'tree' of events. Possily investigating one of those big cargo ships at the docks? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 for all zombie lovers in all of us, a amazon link http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=s...+survival+guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 I went to do the zombie survival test and got the following ad: http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagea...TzIIT0IfHVpEYtg (hundreds of thousands of unhappy ones) Zombies: You Have a 75% Chance of Survival! You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight. for me it wouldn't be about killing the zombie, so much as poking it and keeping it away from me while i try and get away Pogo stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I found the plans for several American Civil War vintage landmines - they look fairly easy to make considering I have a welder and forge at my disposal and could be useful in the event of an apocalypse. Of course, I would not build them until after there was a need, as landmines are really not something you want laying around the house. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 I found the plans for several American Civil War vintage landmines - they look fairly easy to make considering I have a welder and forge at my disposal and could be useful in the event of an apocalypse. Of course, I would not build them until after there was a need, as landmines are really not something you want laying around the house. An old friend of mine pointed out that what you really want is a cattle grid. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Actually, I guess what you really want is some sort of naturally powered zombie mincing machine. Like a watermill but chucking out minced zombie. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Actually, I guess what you really want is some sort of naturally powered zombie mincing machine. Like a watermill but chucking out minced zombie. i think i prefer the cattle stop idea.... minced zombie just doesn't sound very tasty when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 I presume you've all read the Walking Dead graphic novels? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 I presume you've all gone to Ravenholm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 I presume you've all gone to Ravenholm? I have not, but it can't have been more dangerous than the Library. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I've been to Ravenholm, the Library, the Haunted Cathedral, the Cradle, the Toluca County Hospital, etc, but out of all those only Ravenholm did the zombie scares perfectly. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I've been to Ravenholm, the Library, the Haunted Cathedral, the Cradle, the Toluca County Hospital, etc, but out of all those only Ravenholm did the zombie scares perfectly. The only scary zombies in Ravenholm were the fast ones. The normal ones weren't even close to scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Ravenholm was scary, yes. But the Library was way more dangerous, especially since no one is an implant-enhanced cyborg with a shielded super suit EDIT: Expect your neighborhoud to be much, much more scary after the initial spread of the virus. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 ravenholm is more nerve wrecking than scary because i am always fraking low on ammo. I love using traps and generously using my guns to defeat the zombies. i am quite eager of a zombie killer. DeathScepter the Nerd without fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 oh gow how I hated those poisonous headcrabs and those frickin fast leaping zombies... How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here's all the info you'll ever need on Zombie Survival Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 ravenholm is more nerve wrecking than scary because i am always fraking low on ammo. I love using traps and generously using my guns to defeat the zombies. Who needs ammo when you have the gravity gun and dozens of cinder blocks/saw blades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I do use them when I can but I am more an aggressive gamer. When I go into a fight, I am unloading my arsenel on my enemies. Yes I do like ambushs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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