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But the "Smug Looking Barrel" needs work, man. Think of his children. THINK OF HIS CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

I help b. mitsoda write what the crates say!

 

j'et adore

I help b. mitsoda write what the crates say!

 

je t'adore

lol

 

Welcome, welcome! Avoid Way Off-Topic, but please rummage through the Aliens section(consider how Obsidian seems to like to share devs around the projects), as it is stoked with a wealth of rather decent ideas. And some really awful ones.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Where did all these developers come from? :ninja10:

 

Hi :o

 

 

From a Crate, left on an Island in the Caribbean.

Which one? Cayman, Jamiaca, Aruba, Trinidad, Virigin Islands, Haiti, Cuba, uhhhhhhhhh, another? Where did this crate wash up from!! I want to get my own crate o' developers to go with my barrel o' monkies so I can make a game for the Wii called Obsidian Monkey and get rich. :o

Twitter | @Insevin

I break things.

The study of history is a powerful antidote to contemporary arrogance. It is humbling to discover how many of our glib assumptions, which seem to us novel and plausible, have been tested before, not once but many times and in innumerable guises; and discovered to be, at great human cost, wholly false.

--Paul Johnson

Do you break barrels? Please do.

 

Why did the developer cross the road?

 

He was developing restless leg syndrome.

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Twitter | @Insevin

I break things.

I heard that you broke some hearts this weekend. What have I told you about being prepared, Anthony? Did the army teach you nothing?

Hi!

 

I make smaller stages for the crates to live in. (These are usually neighbors to Nelson's lands of Fish's crates that J.R. altered, that Joe makes talk to each other, that Annie helped Brian make the dialogue for, that Alvin animated I mean told people to animate...sorta, I mean). :)

 

Are your crates made out of 100% responsibly reforested trees? Probably not. I doubt the kinds of guys Thorton will be going after are so kind as to be 'green' with their crates.

Twitter | @Insevin

Oh yeah, I guess I should contribute. I make flow-charts and excel spreadsheets that let everyone else know what order the player will encounter the crates and how touch they will be when they get there.

I think I'm gonna dream of crates tonight. :o

 

**Achievement Unlocked-Crate Dreamer**

 

:)

Oh yeah, I guess I should contribute. I make flow-charts and excel spreadsheets that let everyone else know what order the player will encounter the crates and how touch they will be when they get there.

 

You need to complain. I don't see a dev job title under your avatar like the rest of the devs. I suggest you go on strike. See how they do without their precious flow-charts and excel spreadsheets!

 

I'm sure Fish and J.R. Vosovic would be willing to join you in your strike.

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Oh, another part of my job is to quell strikes.

Let me get back to sleeping. I'm tired...

Avatar made by Jorian Drake

*adds names to his stalking list*

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

Oh, another part of my job is to quell strikes.

If you guys need someone on full time for that, I'm mean with a blackjack.

Edited by Tale

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Oh, another part of my job is to quell strikes.

 

Hah! And just what do you think you can do Mr. Assisstant Producer!

Man, the crates in this game are gonna be epic. I can't wait.

I break things.

I heard that you broke some hearts this weekend. What have I told you about being prepared, Anthony? Did the army teach you nothing?

 

Army, not army.

 

Who has been spreading...truths...about me?

 

:p

The study of history is a powerful antidote to contemporary arrogance. It is humbling to discover how many of our glib assumptions, which seem to us novel and plausible, have been tested before, not once but many times and in innumerable guises; and discovered to be, at great human cost, wholly false.

--Paul Johnson

I break things.

I heard that you broke some hearts this weekend. What have I told you about being prepared, Anthony? Did the army teach you nothing?

 

Army, not army.

 

Who has been spreading...truths...about me?

 

:p

 

It was Alvin Nelson!

It was Alvin Nelson!

 

Everything is Alvin's fault.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

I break things.

Hopefully it doesn't lead to bugs in the game. :p

2010spaceships.jpg

Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I break things.

Hopefully it doesn't lead to bugs in the game. :p

 

Never. :)

My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich

C00l It must mean he is the bug breaker and not a game breaker. :p

2010spaceships.jpg

Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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