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Just had a nonfat French Vanilla Capuccino, now I'm chewing sugar free gum.

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If I forgot for even a moment why I hate tomatos, those grape tomatos I had in my lunch reminded me.

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I'm about the make vegetarian mushroom two cheese quesadilla burgers. That's a complicated ****ing name. I need to think of something catchy.

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How is it vegetarian if it has cheese? But try "Contradiction fail burger"

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How is it vegetarian if it has cheese? But try "Contradiction fail burger"

Vegetarian contains no meat. Vegan is what contains no animal product.

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Snacking on some walnuts, peanuts, and almonds.

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I drank a few Molson Pilsners tonight. I like the stuff, but people around here think its pretty bad. They say 'hey are you from saskatchewan?' or comments along the lines of '100 thousand unemployed people can't be wrong, Corey'. Bastards.

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While watching UFC i was eating all sorts of peanuts and stuff. And half a quesadilla with salsa. And I had 2 v8 tomato juice things, half a snapple diluted with water, half a gatorade diluted with water and just some plain water.

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I've been 21 for two hours and I've gone through a shot of Bailey's, a shot of goldschlager, a shot of Pama pomegranate liqueur, and a soco and dew, and am currently going through a shot of Godiva chocolate cream and a few shots of Tequila Rose. I'm digging the cream liqueurs (slowly), obviously. Feeling pretty good about it, but this is all light and sweet stuff (excepting maybe the goldschlager). We just went out and bought a bunch of shot bottles before the liquor stores closed. I've got some grape and potato vodka and blueberry cream liqueur for later as well, and a bit of Captain Morgan Tattoo.

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On Saturday I served a four course banquet (cooked on Friday) consisting of:

 

1. Frumenty (a fabulously expensive dish containing saffron and bulgur wheat that tastes eventually exactly like instant couscous)

2. stewed cabbage with vinegar

3. gammon boiled in fruit

4. carrot and parsnip soup

5. mushroom onion and ginger soup

6. baked onions stuffed with sausage meat and dried fruit

7. baked aubergines stufed with onion and mushroom

8. lamb's hearts rubbed with pepper and stuffed with mince

9. vegetables roasted and glazed with butter and honey

10. lamb's leg roasted with garlic and rosemary

11. a large marrow carved to appear like a pig, and stuffed with cheddar cheese, grated carrot, onion, and mushroom.

12. Sweet spinach and cream pie.

13. Apples baked with wensleydale and lancashire cheese

14. Cherry pottage served with cream.

 

It took 20 hours to cook.

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That is an impressive feast, Wals. How many guets did you have?

 

 

One cup of espresso, had a cookie earlier.

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That is an impressive feast, Wals. How many guets did you have?

 

 

One cup of espresso, had a cookie earlier.

 

11 guests. We ate dressed as vikings (a slight anachronism with some of the spices but you will notice no tomatoes or potatos). I still can't get over how much effort went into the frumenty only to have it taste completely boring!

 

Kirottu, I'll marry you if you are secretly Natalie Portman.

 

Oh yes, and I forgot to mention it was all served onto bread trenchers rather than plates.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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