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It's better than waking up on the wrong bed.

 

You mean like waking up in a motel next to a dead former Playmate?

 

 

Yeah, I think that qualifies as the wrong bed.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6345361.stm

 

For those of you who can't recall who she was. I do think it's very sad the way fame crushes the individuality out of people. Perhaps because as people we have a natural tendency to let others define us. Even to be too defined. I was particularly saddened to hear that she'd been bereaved recently. Not being a celeb hound I didn't know.

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I think it's sad. I'm old enough to remember her being a sex symbol instead of a ropey fat weirdo. When someone dies who you've fancied it's strange.

 

I know how you feel. I've never been much for porn (of any stripe; just doesn't strike my fancy), but Anna Nicole Smith represented sexy women to me, and she's the only Playboy Playmate during my lifetime that I had any interest in.

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I think it's sad. I'm old enough to remember her being a sex symbol instead of a ropey fat weirdo. When someone dies who you've fancied it's strange.

 

I know how you feel. I've never been much for porn (of any stripe; just doesn't strike my fancy), but Anna Nicole Smith represented sexy women to me, and she's the only Playboy Playmate during my lifetime that I had any interest in.

 

Donna Edmondsen. ....*happy sigh*

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If it wasn't for David Letterman I'd have never known this woman existed. :D

 

Sad she died so young...always is.

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Posted (edited)

The lawyer did it! ;)

 

Best way to ensure that his own kid inherits her money (which they swindled the old geezers family out of) and under his control.

 

Any better conspiracy theory out there?

Edited by Gorth

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I'm too young to remember her in her prime years, but I just can't seem to understand what's so special about her. I guess drugs and age weren't very kind to her...

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I'm too young to remember her in her prime years, but I just can't seem to understand what's so special about her. I guess drugs and age weren't very kind to her...

Unfortunately, the forum rules prevents showing what was special about her (especially post-surgery) =]

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Posted
You're talking about boobies, right?

 

'Cause the answer is boobies.

 

 

 

Finally someone who know the truth at the heart of the matter

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Think 1940s/Russ Meyer.

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I remember her well, when she was in her "prime" and she always looked like surgical freak to me. She looked like a hentai character with smaller eyes.

 

She made those Baywatch women seem normal.

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I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
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"which they swindled the old geezers family out of)"

 

No, they didn't. She was the 'old geezers' wife. She had every right to a share of his ph@t lewt. It shouldn't be up to us tod ecide that she was a golddigger or not. He amrreid her. That wa shis choice, When you marry, your money because your spouse's. Period. Only if you are force dto marriage is that null and void.

 

As for Smith, I don't know why people feel the need to trash her so much.

 

She's just a human being. it's not like she's a mass murderer or anything. She made mistakes. Big deal.

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Posted (edited)

I see volo is as legible as always.

 

As for the sad excuse for a human being Anna Nicole Smith... Well she will serve the world better in her current state, after all more oxygen for me W00t!

Edited by @\NightandtheShape/@

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"which they swindled the old geezers family out of)"

 

No, they didn't. She was the 'old geezers' wife. She had every right to a share of his ph@t lewt. It shouldn't be up to us tod ecide that she was a golddigger or not. He amrreid her. That wa shis choice, When you marry, your money because your spouse's. Period. Only if you are force dto marriage is that null and void.

 

As for Smith, I don't know why people feel the need to trash her so much.

 

She's just a human being. it's not like she's a mass murderer or anything. She made mistakes. Big deal.

OMG I agree with Volo!

 

I think it's pretty obvious that the billionaire was not too impressed with his relatives, hence the marriage ... (what, he couldn't just have an affair with her?)

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Why's this a big deal? One less mouth to feed and a large one at that.

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and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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I agree with Volo.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Posted (edited)

Bah, you guys wouldn't see a conspiracy even if it slapped you in the face with a trout :sorcerer:

Edited by Gorth

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