astr0creep Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Sadly it seems like another fantasy story has been butchered by Hollywood producers. I had rather large hopes for Eragon and although critics are mostly biased fools, one can make up a pretty decent opinion about anything by reading many reviews and analysing the points that are common in every critic's article. In Eragon's case, it's bad Star Wars plagiarism, saved from any lawsuit by dropping the story in a Lord of the Rings-type setting. I haven't seen it, I wanted to go this weekend. But now I think I'll wait a few weeks after christmas and play Oblivion instead. Meh. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) Eragon is one of the worst books I've ever read, movie sucks too I've heard. If there's one book in world that deserves to be burned, it's Eragon Edited December 15, 2006 by Xard How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I read a few pages of Eragon, and it seemed to be a turd of the smelliest kind. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Eragon is one of the worst books I've ever read, movie sucks too I've heard. If there's one book in world that deserves to be burned, it's Eragon Ah, reminds me of 1940's Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 I never read it. I became aware of the book when the first Eragon teasers began showing. The book was written by a 19 years old... boy. The movie was directed by a first timer. The marketing campaign was good then. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) Eragon is one of the worst books I've ever read, movie sucks too I've heard. If there's one book in world that deserves to be burned, it's Eragon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, reminds me of 1940's Germany. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sad part is I'm totally serious here On other hand maybe I'm too hard: Now we have atleast new synonym for cliche edit: Paolini was 15 when he wrote Eragon, not 19 Edited December 15, 2006 by Xard How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I was waiting for a thread about this flick to pop up. Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long. So what's the deal? It was a fantasy book written by some kid? Does it have any ties to known franchises, or is it a standalone novel? All I know is that I see an ad for it every time I turn on the TV, and that the early reviews I've read have not been kind. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 The novel was a big commercial success. And that's about it. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 The novel spawned 2 sequels and they want to do the same thing with the movies, like Harry Potter. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 It's about a young intrepid hero who rides dragons. I somehow doubt it had that much to offer to begin with. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) It's about a young intrepid hero who rides dragons. I somehow doubt it had that much to offer to begin with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was more about the dragon. Thats why I was interested. :'( Like an intrepid young dragon riding a boy. Edited December 15, 2006 by astr0creep http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If you really want to know about Eragon: anti-shurtugal That page pretty much have covered all the problems with Eragon & its sequel. And it's not hateful bashing. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a [young woman] was given a book by her mother and told, "Hey daughter, you should check this out. I heard it's pretty good." That book was Eragon. The [young woman] excitedly dug into what she thought would be a fantastic adventure, filled with mystical objects and heroes of all kind, a book with a semblance of a plot and arranged coherently enough for one such as her to understand. But as each page drew on, her eyes only grew wider and wider, until at least she threw the book to the wall and cried out, in exasperation, Who the f*** would publish this c***? How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I think I'll just watch Dragonheart again instead of seeing this movie. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I expect it won't be released in Italy next week, so I'll be beyond temptation (such that it is " ); anyway, I think this is a discussion that might be continued (if there is any steam left in it) in the movie topic. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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