WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 My boss just called and he wants to know whos smoking dope. lol He was piss drunk, and threatened to fire everybody to just bring in a couple new guys if nobody will fess up. He called one guy out lets say his name is dervid to keep it secret. Dervid is a douche bag, he says christian this christian that. He got a blowjob from the cleaning lady while his wife was pregnant, he does less work then everybody else, and complains, did i mention bitch? Well none the less i told my boss nothing. The guy has a new born now with his wife so who am i to get him fired?hmm So i called one of my good friends and he got drunk with the boss today and TOLD HIM that Dave smokes pot! Tommarow morning should be interesting! Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Gorgon Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 :crazy: Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I don't know, this thread seems like it has a whole lot of potential. And I take it Dervid is Dave? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 I don't know, this thread seems like it has a whole lot of potential. And I take it Dervid is Dave? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> DOH! ohwell. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Nartwak Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Nobody cares about your personal life. Get a livejournal or something.
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Dave does sound like a douchebag, doesn't he? Does your boss provide medical benefits? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Dark_Raven Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Your boss must be jealous because he didn't get any weed. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Dave does sound like a douchebag, doesn't he? Does your boss provide medical benefits? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope, my boss thinks there a hassle, and expensive... Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Gorgon Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 More importantly, does your cleaninglady give blowjobs to people other than David. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Your boss must be jealous because he didn't get any weed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I jus think its hilarious that my BOSS is calling me at 9 at night piss drunk wanting to know whos gots the weed! Which is worse, weed or alcohol? Subjective, i do neither btw. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 More importantly, does your cleaninglady give blowjobs to people other than David. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He took the cleaning lady to McDonalds and got her a bigmac, and thats what it took for him to get e bj'er! The lady looked like she would do it for a bigmac too... I advise you not too. You'd feel guilty after Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 I should go in and tomarrow and Say "High" to everyone. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Weiser_Cain Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Why are you telling us this? Yaw devs, Yaw!!! (
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Why are you telling us this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :'( Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
thepixiesrock Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I'm glad you told us. I'm glad this thread is here. Buck up Withteeth. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 awfully cynical crowd tonight. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Darth Drabek Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. I know I would be surprised if my employer made that phone call to me. But nobody smokes dope at my work (or so I think...), so it probably wouldn't happen. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. I know I would be surprised if my employer made that phone call to me. But nobody smokes dope at my work (or so I think...), so it probably wouldn't happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Especially since he was drunk, asking me repeatedly, threatening to fire people. I'm kinda disappointed in my friend for telling my boss who smokes, making me look like a liar. Lying isn't a sin and its not always bad! oh well, my boss was just on a drunk tirade. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Enoch Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm just tipsy enough to agree with you on that. It would be helpful to know what type of business Mr. TEETH works at. Office? Retail? Construction? etc. (I doubt that it's the latter, since the clear answer to the boss' question in that case would be "everybody!") Plus, we can't have the thread close before we find out what happens to Derwood.
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Contruction Ill tell what happens tomorrow when i find out. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 You know who could sort all of this out? Chris the jedi killer. We need that guy, stat!! He's the expert on all things drinkin and smokin, you know. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Krookie Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 and maybe after that he could recite some quotes from Halloween H20?
Sand Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Why would your boss call you when drunk? That makes no sense. My boss wouldn't call me unless it was a "store burning down" emergency. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
tarna Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Life at night on the internet. *shakes head* Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Calax Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Why would your boss call you when drunk? That makes no sense. My boss wouldn't call me unless it was a "store burning down" emergency. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> luckey Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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