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Ya, dem humies only good fer stompin'. An'we orks, we be the meanest an'de greenest! We stomp'em good, hahhah!

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

the Orkan Inquisitor:

 

 

'Eresy iz loike a trey, its roots lie in da darknez whilst its leavz wave in da sun an ter dem who suspect nought it az an addractiv an pleasin' appearanz. Trulee, ya kan prune away its brancz, or eben snik da trey ter da ground, but it will grow up again ebur da stronga an ebur more comelee. Yet awl awhile da root grows thikk an blak, gnawin' at da bidda soil, drawin' its nourishmunt from da darnkez, an growin' ebur greata an more deeplee entrencheded. Such iz da natur o' 'eresy, an this iz why it iz so 'ard ter dee-stroy, fer it must be eradicateded leaf, branch, trunk an root. It must be exorciseded udderlee or it will return awl da stronga, time an time again, until it iz too great ter dee-stroy. Den weez doomed

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Posted (edited)

:):lol: Calax wins the thread.

 

Oh, and by the by http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000

 

I just saw a huge opening spread commercial of Dark Crusade on my pal's White Dwarf. Now I'm even more hyped.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted (edited)

"Warrizt dat givz us purpose?

Waa.

Warrizt dat givz waa purpose?

Ter vanqwish da foes o' da Bigg, bigg boss.

Who are da foes o' da Bigg, bigg boss?

Da 'eretic, da aliun, an da mutie.

Warrizt ter be an enemy o' da Bigg, bigg boss?

It iz ter be damned.

Woss da instrumunt o' da Bigg, bigg boss

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted
supposedly Space Marines are more fleshed out in this expansion

I think everyone is... the imperial guard are getting some "hard" armor (that doesn't require god knows how many upgrades like the leeman) and some people based defenses. I think they also get honest to god cavalry.

 

(this thread deserved a revival :lol: )

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Posted (edited)

Sweet, I guess I'll go IG and Tau first of all. I've always enjoyed playing the shooty factions in Dawn of War. After that I'll probably go green and propa' stomp those 'oomies' downz inta de mud.

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Posted

You swedish bastard...

 

Chaos ftw!

 

Or Tau...

 

No Chaos!

 

Or Tau...

 

Can't decide. :(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Posted

IG! IG! You gotta love the guard.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Posted

Space Commie Tau were good fun, but this did nothing to revive my interest in either DoW or traditional RTSs.

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Posted (edited)
You swedish bastard...

 

Chaos ftw!

 

Or Tau...

 

No Chaos!

 

Or Tau...

 

Can't decide.  :(

Even the very thought of collaborating with the Xenos and the Traitors condemns you as a Heretic. I say kill them all and let The Emperor sort them out :o

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
You swedish bastard...

 

Chaos ftw!

 

Or Tau...

 

No Chaos!

 

Or Tau...

 

Can't decide.  :(

Even the very thought of collaborating with the Xenos and the Traitors condemns you as a Heretic. I say kill them all and let The Emperor sort them out :o

I'd like to see the imperial guard try to kill me and my Tau Military Might! Or my avatar... with backup.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Posted

just out of question...

 

Why is the Imperium reguarded as "good" when it's run by (essencially) a fleshy chaos god? I mean you've got a guy who has LIMITLESS psychic abilities and yet he's parked on a chair with hemmeroids up the yinyang and is able to beat up chaos gods in combat. But he isn't benevolent by anyones standards... he's a tyrant who just is trying to propogate his own species upon the universe when it would make much more sense to try for a coalition to kill the "eternal Enemy"

 

Of course the Eldar probably wouldn't be amicable to this given as they don't want to let any younger races in on how the world works.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Posted

Well, the Tau are sort of good and the Eldar aren't exactly malignant, just very prejudiced and xenophobic. Same goes for the Imperium.

 

In game terms, if you play as the Imperial Guard, you are essentially defending civilians, so I guess they could called good.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

But you are also exterminating alien races, in some cases for no other reason than them being non-human. The Tau would want them to join their empire instead, the Imperium would never give them that option.

 

The Imperium is sorta like the swedes, in there between good and evil somewhere. :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Posted

Well, Tau = space commies, aka, 'for the greater good'.

 

Which is fine if your idea of the good guys is the communists.

 

...you know, as opposed to fanatical warrior monks, undead robots who want to destroy all life, greenskins or demons.

 

<3<3 40k

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Posted

They're idealists, the communists of the utopian world.

 

As in, not the communists of ancient Terra. Those are embodied in the Imperium if you think about it... tyranni, political officers in the field (commissars), complete and utter disregard of the lives of their soldiers (and civilians), hell even the high peaked officer and commissar caps!

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Posted

It's true that Imperial Guard have a strong Red Army bend. I really like them, poor men with huge weapons amongst gods and demons of the cosmos made manifest.

 

As for the Tau, it's true that they seek to spread their Greater Good by conquering all of the known galaxy under their rule, but they don't expect everyone to worship a long-dead emperor on a golden throne and die for him fighting in fanatic exterminating squads on the other side of the galaxy. Kind of a lighter bend on the whole galactic empire thing.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted
It's true that Imperial Guard have a strong Red Army bend. I really like them, poor men with huge weapons amongst gods and demons of the cosmos made manifest.

Thats what I liked so much about them. Before dropping the game (when 3rd edition rules were released) I had a sizeable Valhallan army, 24 infanttry squads and 14 tanks. My friends had equally large Eldar, Chaos Marine and Space Marine armies. Sometimes, we would drop the 4x8 foot table and use the entire living room floor as battlefield, pitching in all the scenery we could put our hands on :lol:

 

A handful of Commissars enforced discipline and summarily executed officers and squad leaders if/when they failed leadership tests :blink:

 

*Sigh*

 

Why did they have to ruin the game like they did with the Epic Space Marine system :blink:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
Hmm, this would be an awesome setting for an RPG.

 

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

KILL THE MUTANT

 

 

Yeah, this would make agreat setting. The amount lore, thought and, really, the love that has been spent on WH40k is just astounding. I love it to the very core.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Yes, I bet a darn commie like you would like it.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Llyr a commie? Is he swe? :p

 

But yeah, this universe has been a part of my childhood since I was 12, even though I don't play anymore, it was stil some 10 years of screwing up my mind. :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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