Silvershadow Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Hasselhoff is divorced. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
kirottu Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 GO Launchie GO! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
kirottu Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Remember to wear your pink boots! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Calax Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 And Jump In his CAR! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Rosbjerg Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Dear Lord.. we are doomed..... Sexually-Repressed-David is on the loose!! Fortune favors the bald.
Dark Moth Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Launchie better get the lasso ready. He's a slippery one, I hear.
Blank Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 :Extremely funny comment that makes your stomache hurt from laughter:
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Without wishing to imply that I regularly search the internet for stories about David Hasselhoff being drunk and disorderly: Link. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
kumquatq3 Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Honestly, you can't even be a bit tipsy when you fly anymore?
Darth Launch Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Nah... it's too late now... he lost his chance with me a while ago... I told him to finish with Pam ages ago, but he kept hesitating and in the meantime I've got a totally awesome love-monkey boyfriend that he just doesn't compare to [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Llyranor Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Like Launch, I also have an affinity towards dating monkeys. They're monkeyrific! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Dark Moth Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 But don't the ticks and fleas get annoying to deal with after a while?
LadyCrimson Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 TVGuide gave the Hoff a Jeer for being mean on America's Most Talented. Without wishing to imply that I regularly search the internet for stories about David Hasselhoff being drunk and disorderly Maybe this explains his videos... “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Calax Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 did anyone else notice the last line about the shaving accident? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Silvershadow Posted July 28, 2006 Author Posted July 28, 2006 Hahaha! I was just about to quote the article... And last month, he was taken to hospital after a shaving accident at the Sanderson Hotel in London. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
Fenghuang Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Holy crap that must be why they got divorced! "You thought you'd shave your what and you accidentally cut off WHAT?!!" RIP
Blank Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 I've got a totally awesome love-monkey boyfriend that he just doesn't compare to <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right. As she said guys, Launchie and I are happy together.
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Was "love monkey" supposed to be taken in a sexual way? Because I took it as a sexual thing. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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