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This beef pot-roast tastes like Play-Doh.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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This beef pot-roast tastes like Play-Doh.

How to make good pot roast (no pot required):

 

Take a 2 lb. Chuck Roast. Rub it with a mix of kosher salt, cumin, and ground mustard seed. Get a pan (preferrably cast-iron) ridiculously hot. Brown the roast on both sides (2-3 minutes each. This will make a lot of smoke, so crack a window). Do not clean the pan (yet).

 

Put roast aside. Dice up an onion, a carrot or 2, and a couple cloves of garlic. Reduce heat on the pan to med-high. Add some oil and cook the veggies. Once the onions are nice and soft, turn the heat all the way up and add half a cup of red wine. (Can replace with stock, juice, or any tasty liquid.) Add a handful of raisins and simmer until the liquid is almost gone. Remove from heat.

 

Get 2 big sheets of heavy-duty aluminum foil. Put half the sauce down in it, then the roast, and then the rest of the sauce. Double-wrap this and put it on a baking sheet. Cook in an oven set somewhere in the 175-200 area (farenheit) for 3.5 hours. Then take it out and let it rest for another half hour. Cut off a corner of the foil to drain the juices into a measuring cup (you can use them as gravy as-is, or add something to thicken if you prefer), then crack it all open and enjoy (the raisins are the best part).

 

 

And I will shortly be eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. On toast.

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It was a Stouffer's T.V. dinner.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Nothing.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

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I'm eating some pot roast.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

Dorito Roast sandwich.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

Face pie.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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You'll eat those words Check-man!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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