Rosbjerg Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 would you wanna protect a guy like that if you were God? he sounds a little too sure of his good standing in heaven, I guess he forgot that Superbia is a deadly sin.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 should have gone for chimps <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dunno about that. I think I'd rather be dead then have my genitals ravaged by chimps. YOU DAMN FILTHY APES! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no no... it's you DAMN DIRTY APES! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet you that was one of those guys you when you start asking qurstions about his religon and when he doesn't have any facts or anything to answer your questions. He just says "Have faith." "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 should have gone for chimps <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pshaw! I don't think so... check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MZeiBq3Irw&search=chimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This guy sounds similarly dumb as as the martial arts expert who thought he could fight lions; it turned out he was wrong. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There is only one proper way to fight a lion and hat is to be a mile way with a high powered rifle with scope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He turned faiths? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He turned faiths? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gray Jedi is/was a forum member who was a big Christian. "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This guy sounds similarly dumb as as the martial arts expert who thought he could fight lions; it turned out he was wrong. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't that illegal or did it happen back in the 1800s? There was an ancient story about some martial arts guy who killed a tiger with his bare hands but many people speculated that the tiger must have been either sick or really old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You'd have to be a fething halfwit to try and fight a tiger hand to hand. I mean four of its five of its six points are all knives! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 And some nice pointy teeth also. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Lioness was doing the gene pool a favour. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 True. Just like nature removes stupid anmals from the planet that get run over by cars. Nature removes stupid humans that jump in a lions cage. " Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 There've been studies suggesting that prayer and other church activities are good for the health, so does this mean that believers are more nutritious than atheists? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Optimism is good for you; pessimism kills. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Optimism is evil for you; pessimism is the way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Optimism is evil for you; pessimism is the way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good luck with that whole dying at 50 thing. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 (edited) You'd have to be a fething halfwit to try and fight a tiger hand to hand. I mean four of its five of its six points are all knives! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The story goes that the dude was a low-ranking officer in the army. He was attacked by a tiger when he was traveling across the countryside at night. He killed it by riding on top of the tiger and repeatedly punched it in the face and had the body to show for it. Plausible story or not? Edited June 8, 2006 by julianw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Optimism is good for you; pessimism kills. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what you are saying is that Visc is a ghost we've been talking to, and the actual man has been dead for a few millenia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Could be ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 YAY ME! (w00t) Um... wait a minute here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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