taks Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i ate bait for lunch today. sushi good. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 The title of the thread should change to I ate fire ants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> more liek fire ants ate me LMAO (w00t) (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Craigboy, a dab of toothpaste on each of the bites may take the irritation out of them. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Get a big stack of cold compresses to relieve the discomfort (a little) and a new computer game to take your mind off it and eliminate the desire to move around. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 ...or find a good hacksaw and start just above the ankle. Seriously though, those bites can be a complete pain in the ass, but I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 After you've recovered from the bites formulate a plan for war against Teh Fyre Antz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom and ****. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fix'd. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 At least you weren't bitten on the balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I have poisen ivy on my arm. Airsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It works well for mosquito bites. Don't know about ants. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 go after em with a kettle of hot water.... or the cooking oil... (remembers time he dipped fingertips into a fryer at work.... cries) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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