taks Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 i ate bait for lunch today. sushi good. taks comrade taks... just because.
Llyranor Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 The title of the thread should change to I ate fire ants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> more liek fire ants ate me LMAO (w00t) (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
tarna Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Craigboy, a dab of toothpaste on each of the bites may take the irritation out of them. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Get a big stack of cold compresses to relieve the discomfort (a little) and a new computer game to take your mind off it and eliminate the desire to move around. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
LoneWolf16 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 ...or find a good hacksaw and start just above the ankle. Seriously though, those bites can be a complete pain in the ass, but I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Surreptishus Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 After you've recovered from the bites formulate a plan for war against Teh Fyre Antz.
Walsingham Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Fenghuang Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom and ****. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fix'd. RIP
Walsingham Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Daaave Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
tarna Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It works well for mosquito bites. Don't know about ants. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Calax Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 go after em with a kettle of hot water.... or the cooking oil... (remembers time he dipped fingertips into a fryer at work.... cries) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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