June 2, 200619 yr The title of the thread should change to I ate fire ants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> more liek fire ants ate me LMAO (w00t) (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
June 2, 200619 yr Craigboy, a dab of toothpaste on each of the bites may take the irritation out of them. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
June 2, 200619 yr Get a big stack of cold compresses to relieve the discomfort (a little) and a new computer game to take your mind off it and eliminate the desire to move around. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
June 2, 200619 yr ...or find a good hacksaw and start just above the ankle. Seriously though, those bites can be a complete pain in the ass, but I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
June 2, 200619 yr After you've recovered from the bites formulate a plan for war against Teh Fyre Antz.
June 2, 200619 yr Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
June 2, 200619 yr Personal tip. Have the hottest bath you can handle. The heat breaks down sensitive proteins like venom and ****. Note: this isn't a good plan with snake venom or anything that might stop your heart, as it will raise your heart rate and circulation. Hope that works. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fix'd. RIP
June 2, 200619 yr Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
June 2, 200619 yr Walsingham: Is there anything he doesn't know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My internet banking password, and it's causing all kinds of trouble. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
June 3, 200619 yr I had no clue about the possible toothpaste remedy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It works well for mosquito bites. Don't know about ants. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
June 3, 200619 yr go after em with a kettle of hot water.... or the cooking oil... (remembers time he dipped fingertips into a fryer at work.... cries) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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