Daaave Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 least it wasn't the one piece theme. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Dude, I'm not gay. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 No, don't end it yet. I enjoy reading them. On a side note, who is pixie-man going to have sex with? Because dude, I'm not gay. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 Dude, like having one brief act of sexual experimentation doesn't make you gay. It's just for laughs, dawg. Yeah. It's all relative, you know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Relative? Anything resembling sexual or intimate that has you in the equation, has to be queer, since no arguably straight man would look you twice. And especially not with a glint in their eyes. And that's why I'm not arguably straight! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 So Blank walks around at a normal speed with an old guy in his underpants? That is really hard to do. You need to talk about how stong Blank's leg muscles are now in the next part of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 So Blank walks around at a normal speed with an old guy in his underpants? That is really hard to do. You need to talk about how stong Blank's leg muscles are now in the next part of the story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha I think you should write the next part of the story, only put Baley in it. Face it, we're all frustrated writers in this thread anyhow. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I think you should write the next part of the story, only put Baley in it. Face it, we're all frustrated writers in this thread anyhow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, although, I'd be sober, so it wouldn't even be comparable to Baley's... masterpieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I made a musical report for Baley, but it's just the first movement. I might make more. more_blues.mp3 Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I think you should write the next part of the story, only put Baley in it. Face it, we're all frustrated writers in this thread anyhow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, although, I'd be sober, so it wouldn't even be comparable to Baley's... masterpieces. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could do it! Especially since I promised I'd give Blank a review anyway... Chupa's very sad, too, I might point out. You and Eldar have both been giving him the cold shoulder in this thread. : ( That's a very mean thing to do, you know. Alts have feelings, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 A La Baley Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 A La Baley <{POST_SNAPBACK}> O Calax, O Calax, how I wonder what you mean by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Well, either he meant you were the subject of the song, in which case he flamed you. ...Or he meant you're the singer of the song, in which case you flamed someone. Maybe he meant it for the other Baley. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Ah, a true contemporary mystery. I did have my own flame prepared, you know, just in case, but truth be told I'd rather be certain of one's intent before attacking him, her, it. Blame it on my good nature. Or my good education. Or my genuine heart-felt appreciation for the banal and the bland. Ah! A composition! It shall be written once MirrorMask ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I'll leave it an enigma... and that's "your pitiful" by wierd Al. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I only stop by TOMBS threads once every other full moon, but now I'm going to go ahead and ask for a report on me. Feel free to ignore me. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I would never ignore you. Mus?, it's your turn you swine hearted wretch. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Someone should do a report for Lady Crimson. She's been here long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I want a review! RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You and Pidesco will fall in love in Part III: If My Name Is Baley Does That Mean I'm Not The Batman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Well, the title is certainly the greatest thing in the world. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Baley part II: http://media.putfile.com/Is-it-supposed-to-sound-like-that Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angshuman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You and Pidesco will fall in love in Part III: If My Name Is Baley Does That Mean I'm Not The Batman? Forgive me, but I had to make that slight bugfix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You've effectively just ruined the title. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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