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BREAKING NEWS: BETHESDA TELLS ESRB TO STICK IT!

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Why is S-H-O-E censored?

Why is S-H-O-E censored?

Because my shoe and my **** are about the same size?

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

Nobody is stopping people from making adult-rated games, but nobody will buy them if they know what is in them, hence the reason they aren't more prevalent.

 

Yeah, it

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Yoou're confusing my age with the size of my ****.

43mm? :ermm:"

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Why is S-H-O-E censored?

Because my shoe and my **** are about the same size?

 

Odd. It's only censored once in this post.

 

Someone should let Guildmaster know :ermm:"

A god fearing gamer is just scary.  I make my own save rolls.  I don't let Jesus touch my dice.

 

okie dokie, that were actually kinda amusing.

 

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

A god fearing gamer is just scary.  I make my own save rolls.  I don't let Jesus touch my dice.

 

okie dokie, that were actually kinda amusing.

 

HA! Good Fun!

Explain please. :ermm:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

You want him to explain his sense of humour?

I think she wants an explanation of the joke itself.

 

In which case...I'm not entirely sure, but I immediately thought of Catholic priests...

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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I was thinking of priests too.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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You know, you guys are a rather sick bunch of people.

I blame the internet for my deviance.

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RIP

Nah, more like "You know, my jokes are not funny without the unintentinal coating of innuendo" :D

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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:blink:

You mean that wasn't intentional? It's so blatantly obvious though.

 

Or maybe my brain's screwy from all the porn and gaming..............

 

Nah.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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I am first and foremost a gamer. When I am talking about dice I am talking about plastic polygonals that one picks up and rolls to get a specific result.

 

:blink:

So it had nothing to do with testicles?

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RIP

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That is correct.

Edited by Judge Hades

Alrighty then.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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