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I won a parking ticket for $35 bucks yesterday for parking in a driveway but blocking the sidewalk in a suburb, on a rainy day. ! I was driving a huge work van, and there wasn't any other place to park, where else is there but a DRIVEWAY!? I was only there for 30 minutes <_< Fascists! grumble grumble

 

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Next time I don't find a parking space I'm gonna park like this tool.

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Always outnumbered, never out gunned!

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Someone's bitter.

 

You deserved what you got for breaking the law <_<

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If it was a busy area not suprising.

 

Last parking ticket I got was for parking on double yellow lines which were totally obscured by fallen leaves. Got away with it :D

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I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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We all get parking tickets now and then, at least now you know a little bit more about parking. :)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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If it was a busy area not suprising.

No it wasn't a busy area, there just was no parking in the street, and I had to do a quick drywall remud. My van had a company logo. There is no other places to park but the driveways naturally. There were 2 cars already in the parking lot, so i parked behind one of them. There was plenty of room bettwen my rear bumper and the street.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I got that beat. I got TWO parking tickets on the same day OUTSIDE the hospital whilst attending an emergency. Way to go Westminster Borough Council and their

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I got that beat. I got TWO parking tickets on the same day OUTSIDE the hospital whilst attending an emergency. Way to go Westminster Borough Council and their

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Quit your bitching and pay up.

But it's $35! :)

 

 

 

 

 

$35 that could be used for gaming, drinking, porn, an hour of scuba lessons from a schizo former shark hunter, oral lessons from a broke college student desperately trying to pay her tuition.....the possibilites are endless!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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Another use for the money is to pay the parking ticket he just got.

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Could always ignore it and hope it gets lost in the system.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Or hire a hitman and off all his municipality's officials! Win-win!

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....oral lessons from a broke college student desperately trying to pay her tuition.....

 

Do tell me more about this most excellent service. :-"

It was funny this one time, me and a friend parked in a pay parking lot in Stanley Park. Got like 2 minutes away and were like "Oh crap, we forgot to pay for parking" went back to the car and there was already a ticket. We had been gone for a total of maybe 4-5 minutes.

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Another use for the money is to pay the parking ticket he just got.

Not an option. Ill just donate the money to charity, wouldn't that be nicer, what better way to prove my innocence? :lol:

Always outnumbered, never out gunned!

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Someone's bitter.

 

You deserved what you got for breaking the law  <_<

I will keep this in mind. :lol:

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WITHTEETH take comfort from the fact that somewhere a parking attendant is being screamed at and threatened with violence over a justifiable parking ticket and possibly will be run over by the offender.

I've seen the irrational behavior of people who 'catches' a parking attendant in the process of giving them a ticket, I just can't believe how stupid people can behave for a mistake THEY made. Goddamn, humans can be so ****ing stupid. :angry:

 

Not talking about you here WITHTEETH, unless you did something to the poor bastard, that is. :lol:"

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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Actually i cut his eyeballs out and boiled them in salt water, then ate them with artichoke hearts. :lol:

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