WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 I won a parking ticket for $35 bucks yesterday for parking in a driveway but blocking the sidewalk in a suburb, on a rainy day. ! I was driving a huge work van, and there wasn't any other place to park, where else is there but a DRIVEWAY!? I was only there for 30 minutes <_< Fascists! grumble grumble Parking like this is illegal: Next time I don't find a parking space I'm gonna park like this tool. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Llyranor Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Someone's bitter. You deserved what you got for breaking the law <_< (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) If it was a busy area not suprising. Last parking ticket I got was for parking on double yellow lines which were totally obscured by fallen leaves. Got away with it :D Edited April 26, 2006 by ShadowPaladin V1.0 I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Lucius Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 We all get parking tickets now and then, at least now you know a little bit more about parking. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) If it was a busy area not suprising. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No it wasn't a busy area, there just was no parking in the street, and I had to do a quick drywall remud. My van had a company logo. There is no other places to park but the driveways naturally. There were 2 cars already in the parking lot, so i parked behind one of them. There was plenty of room bettwen my rear bumper and the street. Edited April 26, 2006 by WITHTEETH Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 Someone's bitter. You deserved what you got for breaking the law <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd make a good meterman. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
astr0creep Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Or meterwoman. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
Llyranor Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Or both (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Walsingham Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Judge Dredd would have executed you, lawgiver style. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
metadigital Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 I got that beat. I got TWO parking tickets on the same day OUTSIDE the hospital whilst attending an emergency. Way to go Westminster Borough Council and their OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 I got that beat. I got TWO parking tickets on the same day OUTSIDE the hospital whilst attending an emergency. Way to go Westminster Borough Council and their Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
LoneWolf16 Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 But it's $35! $35 that could be used for gaming, drinking, porn, an hour of scuba lessons from a schizo former shark hunter, oral lessons from a broke college student desperately trying to pay her tuition.....the possibilites are endless! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
thepixiesrock Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Another use for the money is to pay the parking ticket he just got. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Could always ignore it and hope it gets lost in the system. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
Llyranor Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Or hire a hitman and off all his municipality's officials! Win-win! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Gfted1 Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 ....oral lessons from a broke college student desperately trying to pay her tuition..... Do tell me more about this most excellent service. :-" "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Oerwinde Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 It was funny this one time, me and a friend parked in a pay parking lot in Stanley Park. Got like 2 minutes away and were like "Oh crap, we forgot to pay for parking" went back to the car and there was already a ticket. We had been gone for a total of maybe 4-5 minutes. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 Another use for the money is to pay the parking ticket he just got. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not an option. Ill just donate the money to charity, wouldn't that be nicer, what better way to prove my innocence? Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Dark_Raven Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Someone's bitter. You deserved what you got for breaking the law <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will keep this in mind. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 Someone's bitter. You deserved what you got for breaking the law <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will keep this in mind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Llyanor you just sold out to the dark side, this is proof. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Surreptishus Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 WITHTEETH take comfort from the fact that somewhere a parking attendant is being screamed at and threatened with violence over a justifiable parking ticket and possibly will be run over by the offender.
Lucius Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 I've seen the irrational behavior of people who 'catches' a parking attendant in the process of giving them a ticket, I just can't believe how stupid people can behave for a mistake THEY made. Goddamn, humans can be so ****ing stupid. :angry: Not talking about you here WITHTEETH, unless you did something to the poor bastard, that is. " DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
WITHTEETH Posted April 26, 2006 Author Posted April 26, 2006 Actually i cut his eyeballs out and boiled them in salt water, then ate them with artichoke hearts. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
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