kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 They grow bolder still!!! Link:Police Hunt for Chimps After Fatal Attack FREETOWN, Sierra Leone - Police hunted Monday for chimpanazizees* that escaped from a Sierra Leone preserve and mauled a group of American and local sightseers, killing one man and injuring four people. The U.S. Embassy warned Americans against traveling to the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary, where the chimps escaped before Sunday's attack on a taxicab. The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart, and three Americans were treated at a hospital for minor injuries, said Oliver Somasa, a top police official. Another Sierra Leonean man in the group had his hand amputated after the mauling, Somasa said. U.S. officials had no further comment. The Americans were in Sierra Leone to help build a new embassy building, Somasa said. Armed police were searching Monday for 27 chimpanzees, Somasa said, while four others had already returned on their own accord to the reserve. Somosa said it was unclear why the chimps attacked or how they were able to escape. Chimpanazizee* attacks are unusual but not unprecedented. Two chimps that escaped from their cages in a California sanctuary severely mauled a man in March 2005 before the man's son-in-law shot the animals to death. You have been warned :ph34r: * Word may have been slightly altered
Llyranor Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 I'll chimpanazizees *you*. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Walsingham Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Chimps are well known for their violent tendencies. I myself have been bitten on the achilles tendon by a chimpanzee. I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: punched it in the face until it let go, and then threw it over a hedge. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Nick_i_am Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Grab your net and catch some monkeys! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 Grab your net and catch some monkeys! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> EDITORS NOTE: Sea Monkeys, actually just brine shrimp. Again I would just like to apologies to all the Sea Monkey families who lost a loved one before I learned that fact.
Surreptishus Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 The chimps took a cab to attack some Americans!! They should said they were Canadian. WHy did they kill the driver? Surely they realised he would be able to get them back home...
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Dammit, Kum! Didn't you kill their leaders? If so then what the heck is this renewed fighting morale? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 The chimps took a cab to attack some Americans!! They should said they were Canadian. WHy did they kill the driver? Surely they realised he would be able to get them back home... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The drivers cover was blown. He was actually one of my deep cover field operatives. The chimps counter-intelligence network is more sophisticated than originally thought. Thats the 3rd operative lost this year..... ........but the war goes on....
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Dammit, Kum! Didn't you kill their leaders? If so then what the heck is this renewed fighting morale? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We are not sure at this time. We are picking up chatter of some kind of "Super-Chimp" seizing command of their broken ranks. At this time it can neither be confirmed nor denied. Edited April 24, 2006 by kumquatq3
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) :ph34r: I swear if I hear that battlescreech one more time...heads are gonna roll. Edited April 24, 2006 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
metadigital Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat on their ribs ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 No. You don't know about the chimps and what they are cabable of at all. Almost no one does. Even Kum shuns from telling. :ph34r: kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat on their ribs ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Part of the general strategy to defeat the chimps via heart disease. and you thought suicide bombers were dedicated. We fatten ourselves up to be eaten FOR THE CAUSE.
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Good riddance. The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive. We're the ones who get to breed, so nyah nyah. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 Good riddance. The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive. We're the ones who get to breed, so nyah nyah. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but you are all European, we fear the inbreeding may end you guys anyways. Anything to keep the bloodline "pure" tho, right?
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Everyone else except US /= Europe Well, it's not like two thirds of the world matter. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Surreptishus Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Mus? is complacent because he thinks chimps don't like the cold... well just wait till they figure out how to wear winter clothes. :ph34r:
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Everyone else except US /= Europe Well, it's not like two thirds of the world matter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "You all" meaning forum members that are not posting from the US (or the 51st state of Canada) are almost 100% Euros. Hence "you all" wouldn't get your stated benifit for long Edited April 24, 2006 by kumquatq3
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 Mus? is complacent because he thinks chimps don't like the cold... well just wait till they figure out how to wear winter clothes. :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Winter clothing? pfffff Their already on to general fashion (Zebra print is back in a big way this season)
Musopticon? Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Meta wrote: "US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat..." You wrote: "We fatten ourselves up to be eaten..." I wrote:"The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive..." I was replying to you. I obviously meant the US, since it was what you were conversing about. Surrepfaltus just happened to post when I was writing. I win. YOU LOSE. Edited April 24, 2006 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
taks Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 somehow the pending movie "The Planet of the Chimpanzees" does not seem to have the same impact... taks comrade taks... just because.
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Meta wrote: "US citizens make better eating, with all that extra fat..."You wrote: "We fatten ourselves up to be eaten..." I wrote:"The thin, aka everyone else except you, will survive..." I was replying to you. I obviously meant the US, since it was what you were conversing about. Surrepfaltus just happened to post when I was writing. I win. YOU LOSE. I have no idea what your point is supposed to be, but I do know that I think that you're a CHIMP SPY!!! Edited April 24, 2006 by kumquatq3
kumquatq3 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Posted April 24, 2006 somehow the pending movie "The Planet of the Chimpanzees" does not seem to have the same impact... taks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Three Words: Alba nude scene
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