Baley Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Vince McMahon to Wrestle God. Forgive them, FatherDesperate storyline involves Almighty By TJ MADIGAN World Wrestling Entertainment has announced the biggest celebrity guest appearance in the history of sports, the history of entertainment and, probably, the history of the world. At the Backlash pay-per-view April 30, God will make his pro-wrestling debut. Yes, WWE is advertising the actual God -- of Old and New Testament fame -- will be taking part in a grappling match and, for just $35, you can witness a moment previously thought to be reserved for sometime around the Second Coming. Here's the back story: A few weeks ago at Wrestlemania, Shawn Michaels defeated Vince McMahon in a violent one-on-one match. McMahon later accused Michaels of having help to win the match, in the form of divine intervention. Therefore, McMahon declared, to even the score, he would team with his son, Shane, and take on Michaels and God in a tag team match at the next pay-per-view. Now here's the real story. WWE is rapidly running out of edgy angles to push the envelope and get some watercooler talk going. Since the anti-Arab storylines were nixed by the networks and fans no longer react to the exploitation of Eddie Guerrero's death, the company was on the lookout for the latest buzz topic to latch onto. Seeing dollar signs in the controversy spawned by The Da Vinci Code and The Passion of the Christ, McMahon decided Christian sensitivities were ripe for the picking. The storyline was plotted and the wheels were set in motion, with Michaels -- a devout Christian who often turns down WWE scripts because they go against his beliefs -- at the helm. How they actually execute the match, though, is still anybody's guess. For one thing, the pay-per-view takes place on a Sunday which, last I checked, God doesn't work. Remarkably, Christian groups haven't come out in opposition to the storyline, although that's not necessarily an indication they see it as fun family entertainment. It likely either means WWE is so far under the public radar that no one knows or cares what happens on their TV shows, or WWE has crossed the line of decency so many times the mainstream is completely desensitized to any cheap publicity stunt. But while the storyline isn't stirring controversy, it is getting a ton of press for the company and developing a lot of curiosity. McMahon vs. God. April 30 on pay-per-view. Top that, Don King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh man its true! http://www.wwe.com/shows/backlash/matches1/22851061/preview/ This is probably just some convoluted way to ridicule HBK's faith in the storyline but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 LOL Anyway WWE is a bunch of clowns. Want to see people fight, watch MMA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I talk to God all the time and He never seemed to be one who would wrestle someone. If He gets pissed at someone he usually turns them into a pillar of salt, invoke human combustion (its His delete function), or sick His hippie kid on them and make him eat fish and bread for forty days and forty nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 LOL Anyway WWE is a bunch of clowns. Want to see people fight, watch MMA.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Watching people fight is for clowns. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Depends on the weapons used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 LOL Anyway WWE is a bunch of clowns. Want to see people fight, watch MMA.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Watching people fight is for clowns. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey!!! I practice since I was 6, and yes I like watching people compete in the sport. Now, would you like to meet and say this to me in the face? I suggest we dont get personal on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I would say it to your face! There might be a 10 foot chain link face with barb while at the top between us, but I would say it to your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Vince FTW! Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Right :D Now, back on topic, is this bound to be a scandal? I know in my country nobody but the church would say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I think the whole concept of people fighting is a bit barbaric, seems kinda primitive. I don't like seeing people getting punched or kicked. Now blowing people up and bombin' them to bits in computer games is something completely different, nothing primitive about that at all. " (although these 'people' are not alive... or at least they're not supposed to be... what if they are?) :ph34r: DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Now, would you like to meet and say this to me in the face?<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does muay thai ring any bells? I bet it does. Clown Anyways, flaunting you virtual manhood is for clowns too. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh... So a fellow clown then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 It takes one to know one. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 All these tongues... Just lick each other and get it over with! :angry: LET ME WATCH! PLEASE??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Just for you Surrepflatus: kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) Can a Flatus truly be Surreptitious? This is sure to make philosophical history. Edited April 17, 2006 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wonder what god's finishing move is. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wonder what god's finishing move is. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Final Judgement - Powerbomb to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Instant Hell Murder kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wonder what god's finishing move is. Final Judgement - Powerbomb to hell. Good one. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But the world in which we reside is fundamentally bound by the laws and whims of time and space, it's all some sort of gigantic prosthesis, a crotch, our every action under control, under scrutinous observance, we are not allowed to evolve past a certain point, we are controlled, decimated, humiliated, a laboratory, neoteric spiritual architecture, everything we attest to understanding is intrinsically fake and hollow, an entire universe filled with rulers and servants, and we, my friends, we are the onanistic masses, lead into submission, our eyes barred, our hearts cemented, we are nothing, we are everything, everything they allow, there is no hope apart from the hope that washes the shores of the soul, the inner balance that desecrates the foul and releases the beautiful, perverse thoughts are regurgitated by the outer creators, the surgeons of the netherworld. In conclusion, a flatus must be noticed! There is no other way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) It just said "Divine Intervention" on the site, could be a new wrestler, like Thor or something. OR THE RETURN OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!! Edited April 17, 2006 by kumquatq3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But the world in which we reside is fundamentally bound by the laws and whims of time and space, it's all some sort of gigantic prosthesis, a crotch <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it's all a crotch? ewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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