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You know it is spring when you see two rabbits fighting in your front lawn.

You know its spring when the damn squirrel who nearly got you hit with a car last year comes at you for a rematch.

You know its spring when your obnoxious neighbors decide to rev up their motorcycles while you are trying to sleep off a 10 hour graveyard shift.

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I always thought that the intro of Welcome to the Jungle playing as the player rolls into a large postapocalyptic town on her set of wheels in Fallout would be ****ing sweet.

 

I've been watching Ghost in the Shell so I'm in the mood for badass chicks.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

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you know its spring when you smell construction dozers in my neighborhood...

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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You need to move to Sweden then. Most swedish girls are skinny. Almost too skinny.

Not the ones I saw when I was once sailing up Dalslandskanalen, them country gals were... well fed, lemme tell ya. :(

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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I still remember when 50+ history teacher came to school wearing summer dress and you could see the skin hanging from her wrists and those wobbly arms... Eww. :( She wasn

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Where I'm from you know its spring when the wildflowers fill ever field with blue, red, yellow, pink, and white. A little gay, yes, but never the less a grand sight. The lands around my hometown are ripe and green, its truely one of the great places to be during. Then it gets so freaken hot they all wilt, that's the time the get the f@ck out.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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You know it's spring when you fall asleep during Algebra and nobody says a word because the teacher is dozing too.

 

 

And what the hell is with that avatar, julian? >_<

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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You know it is spring when you see two rabbits fighting in your front lawn.

You know its spring when the damn squirrel who nearly got you hit with a car last year comes at you for a rematch.

You know its spring when your obnoxious neighbors decide to rev up their motorcycles while you are trying to sleep off a 10 hour graveyard shift.

When it's 95 degrees...

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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That's not spring!  That's summer.  >_<

No it's spring time in Texas. When it's in the 100s, that's when it's summer time.

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"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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