Judge Hades Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) You know it is spring when you see two rabbits fighting in your front lawn. You know its spring when the damn squirrel who nearly got you hit with a car last year comes at you for a rematch. You know its spring when your obnoxious neighbors decide to rev up their motorcycles while you are trying to sleep off a 10 hour graveyard shift. Edited April 12, 2006 by Judge Hades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I always thought that the intro of Welcome to the Jungle playing as the player rolls into a large postapocalyptic town on her set of wheels in Fallout would be ****ing sweet. I've been watching Ghost in the Shell so I'm in the mood for badass chicks. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Yes, but its freaking annoying when you are trying to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when you play your first game of golf of the year and totally suck. last years handicap 16 this years 27 (max is 28) I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 you know its spring when you smell construction dozers in my neighborhood... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Max out Back off Bitch when they're sleeping. Trouble is sound doesn't discern when it comes to neighbours I guess. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) You know it's spring when hockey's over. (But only for a week or two. Then the spring season starts ) Edited April 12, 2006 by Krookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when the skirts on girls start resembling belts. They're that short! I love it. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellester Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when the skirts on girls start resembling belts. They're that short! I love it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> agreed Life is like a clam. Years of filtering crap then some bastard cracks you open and scrapes you into its damned mouth, end of story. - Steven Erikson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when fat girls start showing their wobbly flesh at every opportunity master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You need to move to Sweden then. Most swedish girls are skinny. Almost too skinny. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when fat girls start showing their wobbly flesh at every opportunity <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, the delights of an English spring... Pasty cottage cheese and stretchmarks how i love thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You need to move to Sweden then. Most swedish girls are skinny. Almost too skinny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not the ones I saw when I was once sailing up Dalslandskanalen, them country gals were... well fed, lemme tell ya. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know its spring when your obnoxious neighbors decide to rev up their motorcycles while you are trying to sleep off a 10 hour graveyard shift. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I read this as I'm about to dust off the old bike for it's first real ride of the year. I'm going to rev it a few times just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Its not that there aren't any hot girls in the UK its the fact that the uncover too much of themselves. ALthough that may be because their bodies are expanding too fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I still remember when 50+ history teacher came to school wearing summer dress and you could see the skin hanging from her wrists and those wobbly arms... Eww. She wasn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Kumquat's bike. Edited April 12, 2006 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when you play your first game of golf of the year and totally suck. last years handicap 16 this years 27 (max is 28) Haha, yeah. I went out and shot a 112 last weekend. :"> Oh the humanity! "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Where I'm from you know its spring when the wildflowers fill ever field with blue, red, yellow, pink, and white. A little gay, yes, but never the less a grand sight. The lands around my hometown are ripe and green, its truely one of the great places to be during. Then it gets so freaken hot they all wilt, that's the time the get the f@ck out. Edited April 12, 2006 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) You know it's spring when I have to wake up an hour before my classes just to get my allergy attack over with. Edited April 12, 2006 by julianw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it's spring when you fall asleep during Algebra and nobody says a word because the teacher is dozing too. And what the hell is with that avatar, julian? I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 A traditional greek olympian boxing match. Nope, they aren't wearing boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You know it is spring when you see two rabbits fighting in your front lawn.You know its spring when the damn squirrel who nearly got you hit with a car last year comes at you for a rematch. You know its spring when your obnoxious neighbors decide to rev up their motorcycles while you are trying to sleep off a 10 hour graveyard shift. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When it's 95 degrees... "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 That's not spring! That's summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) That's not spring! That's summer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No it's spring time in Texas. When it's in the 100s, that's when it's summer time. Edited April 12, 2006 by Craigboy2 "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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