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Judge Walsingham says:

 

Charge the girls with littering. Hold the people who paniced up to public mockery. Case closed.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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A Swede noticing a box standing somewhre on the street:

 

"Oh, a box. I wonder if its filled with that bubbly plastic that goes 'plop' when you pop it?"

 

 

a citizen of the US:

 

"A box? Oh my god its a bomb, we're all gonna die!!! Aaaaargh! Run for your lives!! WMD's WMD's!!"

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A Swede noticing a box standing somewhre on the street:

 

"Oh, a box. I wonder if its filled with that bubbly plastic that goes 'plop' when you pop it?"

 

 

a citizen of the US:

 

"A box? Oh my god its a bomb, we're all gonna die!!! Aaaaargh! Run for your lives!! WMD's WMD's!!"

 

That's just because Swedes don't have anything worth bombing.

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Posted

beautiful woman? Chocolate? If you ask me,

ALL EUROPEAN COUNTRYS ARE WORTH BOMBING!

 

I mean that in the best way possable.

Posted
A Swede noticing a box standing somewhre on the street:

 

"Oh, a box. I wonder if its filled with that bubbly plastic that goes 'plop' when you pop it?"

 

 

a citizen of the US:

 

"A box? Oh my god its a bomb, we're all gonna die!!! Aaaaargh! Run for your lives!! WMD's WMD's!!"

Kaftan, in Britain there is a high awareness for any unatended packages, mainly because the IRA used to blow up things, like tube trains.

 

Be thankful you don't have to worry about it ... except for the odd politician being knocked off by a psycho ...

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beautiful woman? Chocolate? If you ask me,

ALL EUROPEAN COUNTRYS ARE WORTH BOMBING!

 

I mean that in the best way possable.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Posted

This is hilarious. I say kudos to the girls who wanted to play a harmless joke and the paranoid rezzies need to be smacked across the head with a crowbar by Howie Mandel.

Posted

Yeah, you're right. Who would want to blow up anywhere in Ohio. That's about as likely as Iowa ...

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Posted

IN France they would have gone

 

"Euah. A beumbe. Did you eurder a beumbe?"

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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