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Technology you hate

ShadowPaladin V1.0
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I don't mind the automated services that are like "press 1 for this" or whatever... but those god damn voice recognition ones... dear god they're terrible.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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They seem to never understand my accent.

Damn it, I want to talk to a real live person, one who speaks English at that, instead of being given the run around.

What you say?!

 

Engrish is also universally acceptable. Take our pop quiz for example:

 

 

 

 

 

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"This one's for the Big Million. You've used your 50-50, Phone-a-Seemingly-Useless-Freind, and Ask-the-Dumbasses-in-the-Audience. That fateful night where Zig Moved for Great Justice, rests solely on your shoulders."

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I vote 'C'!!!. No wait, 'D'!!!... >_<

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

I hate mustard.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

That was why he was drummed out of military service and killed with the candlestick in the kitchen.

I hate teeth.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Jag the answer is A I know it

 

of course!!!

 

 

all you base belong to us

 

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

all your base are belong to us, ya rly

Edited by Bokishi

Current 3DMark

Heh. I'm surprised nobody mentioned alarm clocks. Those are the root of all evil in the world.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Heh. I'm surprised nobody mentioned alarm clocks. Those are the root of all evil in the world.

Damn straight Numbers! "Snooze" isn't nearly as long as it should be!

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Vibrators are evil. Lezbians use it to replace us men.

Edited by Bokishi

Current 3DMark

I'm not sure we want to steer the thread in that direction... :ph34r:

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Vibrators are evil. Lezbians use it to replace us men.

Fight back champ! Get revenge by using a blow-up doll.

 

 

I'm not sure we want to steer the thread in that direction...  :ph34r:

Too late.

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What Bokishi wants is a fleshlight.

Zing!

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Power seats. I hate power seats. Roommate brought home some really nice Lincoln and someone had the seat way too far back and it took me like 2 minutes to figure out which buttons did which and eventually get it in the right position. A normal seat with the one level would have taken me 2 seconds tops.

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The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Digital tachometers have to be the most annoying.

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Spam

Diamonds.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

What a bunch of technophobes.

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