Oerwinde Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I don't mind the automated services that are like "press 1 for this" or whatever... but those god damn voice recognition ones... dear god they're terrible. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 They seem to never understand my accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Damn it, I want to talk to a real live person, one who speaks English at that, instead of being given the run around. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What you say?! Engrish is also universally acceptable. Take our pop quiz for example: "This one's for the Big Million. You've used your 50-50, Phone-a-Seemingly-Useless-Freind, and Ask-the-Dumbasses-in-the-Audience. That fateful night where Zig Moved for Great Justice, rests solely on your shoulders." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I vote 'C'!!!. No wait, 'D'!!!... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I hate mustard. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 That was why he was drummed out of military service and killed with the candlestick in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I hate teeth. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Jag the answer is A I know it Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I hate teeth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :'( Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I vote 'C'!!!. No wait, 'D'!!!... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> O RLY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Jag the answer is A I know it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> of course!!! all you base belong to us Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) all your base are belong to us, ya rly Edited March 16, 2006 by Bokishi Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Heh. I'm surprised nobody mentioned alarm clocks. Those are the root of all evil in the world. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Heh. I'm surprised nobody mentioned alarm clocks. Those are the root of all evil in the world. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn straight Numbers! "Snooze" isn't nearly as long as it should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) Vibrators are evil. Lezbians use it to replace us men. Edited March 16, 2006 by Bokishi Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'm not sure we want to steer the thread in that direction... :ph34r: - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Vibrators are evil. Lezbians use it to replace us men. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fight back champ! Get revenge by using a blow-up doll. I'm not sure we want to steer the thread in that direction... :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 What Bokishi wants is a fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) Power seats. I hate power seats. Roommate brought home some really nice Lincoln and someone had the seat way too far back and it took me like 2 minutes to figure out which buttons did which and eventually get it in the right position. A normal seat with the one level would have taken me 2 seconds tops. Edited March 16, 2006 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Digital tachometers have to be the most annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Diamonds. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Credit cards. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 What a bunch of technophobes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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