Baley Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 What? Johnny Depp is absolutely marvelous in this film, just pure unhinged pleasure. 60 minutes to go.
metadigital Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 You can time your ejaculations that well? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Baley Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Shut up, the voices, the film, it's on, shhh, have I ever told you about that time in Vegas? Just me, my dog and two siamese shemales, pure ****ing armageddon baby, all night long. Okay, Fear And Loathing is awesome, awesome, awesome. Naked Lunch is better.
LadyCrimson Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 The Weather Man. Purposely slow pace and some characters who are rather unlikable through most of the movie, yet I liked it quite a bit, especially for the running gag of tossing things at at Cage, this one bit where he's supposed to go out and get tartar sauce, and Michael Caine. Nice to see Caine again. He was great. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Dark Moth Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Unbreakable Done by the same guy who did The Sixth Sense. I love M. Night Shymalan's films. Sometimes his use of philosophy and "plot twists" are fantastic. The Village was a bit of a letdown, though.
WITHTEETH Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Unbreakable Done by the same guy who did The Sixth Sense. I love M. Night Shymalan's films. Sometimes his use of philosophy and "plot twists" are fantastic. The Village was a bit of a letdown, though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Out of Shymalan's movies i did like Unbreakable the most, excellent film. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
metadigital Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Signs is the best Shymalan film I have seen. Shut up, the voices, the film, it's on, shhh, have I ever told you about that time in Vegas? Just me, my dog and two siamese shemales, pure ****ing armageddon baby, all night long. Okay, Fear And Loathing is awesome, awesome, awesome. Naked Lunch is better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, the book is much better. And the book sucks. There's not much point in watching the film when the book is infinitely better. And that is just an attempt to write what is unwritable. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
alanschu Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 I think the big thing about Shaymalan's films is that whenever I watch one, I now expect the twist. I think his best twist for an upcoming movie would be to do no twist at all.
Surreptishus Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 what was teh twist in unbreakable? i cannot remember. I liked that the best. Signs was ok but sixth sense was overrated poop.
metadigital Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 that is precisely why I didn't watch The Village ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Surreptishus Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 I think of shymanamlaanlan as being a poor director who strings the audience a long with a boring story in order to get to the (now) cheap payoff. However i thikk i am just basing that on sixth sense since i cannot remmeber unbreakable and signs much as i was high when i watched them.
karka Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Saw 2. But my English Skills don't allow me to make further comments on that movie. So, that's all. Edited March 8, 2006 by karka
Baley Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Shut up, the voices, the film, it's on, shhh, have I ever told you about that time in Vegas? Just me, my dog and two siamese shemales, pure ****ing armageddon baby, all night long. Okay, Fear And Loathing is awesome, awesome, awesome. Naked Lunch is better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, the book is much better. And the book sucks. There's not much point in watching the film when the book is infinitely better. And that is just an attempt to write what is unwritable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just don't know what to say. I mean, Naked Lunch was ****ing awesome you foul Philistine, and the movie was almost as good, I mean ****, Weller was perfect for the role, and Cronenberg, top shape, just beautiful, I just don't know what to say, I mean ****. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I watched Irma Vep, which was simply fabulous, **** me, it has to be one of the fastest movies I've seen in a while now, too bad Cheung didn't go all lesbo. I've tried watching BSG but it's just ****, feces, manure. And the director is an insipid little bitch.
Dark Moth Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 what was teh twist in unbreakable? i cannot remember. I liked that the best. Signs was ok but sixth sense was overrated poop. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The twist in Unbreakable happened at the very end, and IMO was actually pretty unnecessary. It's where you find out that Elijah was the one who caused all those disasters he spoke of earlier, including the train wreck. I actually saw the twist in The Village coming. So far, I think that was his weakest film out of the four. His new one coming up is The Lady in the Water. Who knows how that will be.
Baley Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Shyamalan is an overrated hack who can barely write a coherent screenplay, **** him up his untalented ass.
Laozi Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 and his doggy too People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Surreptishus Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Shyamalan is an overrated hack who can barely write a coherent screenplay, **** him up his untalented ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can... if you want. But be sure to film it and sell the tape on teh internets.
Dark Moth Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Might as well, since it'd be the only action he gets for a looong time. Edited March 8, 2006 by Mothman
Baley Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Your mom. Aww man, I'm feeling so ****ing original tonight, my avant-gardish humour ****ing kills, bitches.
Kor Qel Droma Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 So did anyone see A History Of Violence in the theatres? It's out on video next week and I want to know if its any good. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Baley Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Yes, it's overrated, but still a decent Cronenberg, Spider is a lot better if you haven't seen it. Mortensen was great.
mr insomniac Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Serenity Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind I took this job because I thought you were just a legend. Just a story. A story to scare little kids. But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God. So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me? Nothing personal. It's just revenge.
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