thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 My perfect girlfriend. My perfect girlfriend would have to be hot. She would have to be pretty active and stuff, you know, so she wouldn't get all fat and stuff. Her hair would have to be like a chameleon. Instead of changing to hide like a chameleon would, it would change as my taste changes. I need a woman not afraid to adapt. She would have to think I was funny, and understand all of my complicated jokes, you know, the ones that are really complicated. The ones that you guys don't understand. She would also have to join me in making jokes, but not so much as to draw attention away from myself. Our relationship would have to be a flimsy cardhouse built on a foundation of one joke, that just continues. If the joke ever stopped, the relationship would be over. Yeah, thats all I really care about. If that describes you, look me up. I'm single! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 My perfect girlfriend would be someone who loves to argue, enjoys gaming (computer, PnP, or otherwise), doesn't mind getting little physical in sparring (and kick my arse), and inspire me to write poetry.
Lancer Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 (edited) My perfect girlfiend would be someone who enjoys having intelligent conversations, argu--, I mean discussions, loves RPGs, and has a voluptuous figure (not thin) with a big top, bottom and small in between Edited February 11, 2006 by Lancer Lancer
Judge Hades Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 You want a gamer girl that looks like Jessica Rabbit?
Lancer Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 You want a gamer girl that looks like Jessica Rabbit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah.. Pretty much Lancer
Dark_Raven Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Public forum as in any one can participate in the topic. <_< Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
LadyCrimson Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Where'd Hade's avatar go?... My perfect guy would have large strong hands, be tall, not mind that I like a lot of time alone (ie isn't needy/clingy), good sense of sarcastic wit, likes to snuggle, and be...well, my husband. Awwwww.....you can all puke now. :D “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
LadyCrimson Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 It's amazing that you're not taken already, pixie! :D Somehow this thread reminds me of myspace. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Lancer Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 It'd be interesting to see just how long this thread lasts Lancer
thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Author Posted February 11, 2006 I'm actually thinking about calling this one girl right now. But I'm really nervous. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Blank Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Pixies, that was lame. your girlfriend is weaksauce. *dreams* hmm, my perfect girlfriend would eventually end up as my wife i am guessing. since she would be perfect, a girl, and a friend, all qualities which i think would make an ideal marriage. I'd have to be confident that she believes Jesus is her Saviour, since marrying a non-christian would cause me to make compromises in my spiritual life, and also, i would not be encouraged in the God part of my life (even if she did encourage me that way, i wouldn't have fellowship with her the way that i would with a fellow christian as a wife). The most important aspect of her personality would have to be her kindness. I just think that is really important, and it would make the arguments easier for us. Ideally, she would be beautiful in appearance, but if i just love her for her personality then it shouldn't matter what she looks like (the importance of appearances only lasts so long in a marriage. since it will be long-term, it shouldn't depend on something that won't last long.) but God made women attractive for a reason, so i won't totally ignore the preference i have. i am just saying, as long as she isn't butt-ugly (no offense to you, Gabs " ), then i don't mind much. /post that nobody cares about
Lancer Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 I'm actually thinking about calling this one girl right now. But I'm really nervous. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude.. Just do it.. The worst that can happen is that she's already taken. Lancer
LadyCrimson Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Hugh Laurie would be my current 2nd pick after hubby. Mmmm those eyes. Harhar. And yeah, pixie, just call...better than wondering 'what if'. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
thepixiesrock Posted February 11, 2006 Author Posted February 11, 2006 I just called. that was pretty weird. It went better than most of the time when I call girls. I think she likes me, but I don't know if she likes me that way. But she is pretty much the girl I described in my first post, but without the chameleon hair. I guess we all have to compromise. Sigh. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Lancer Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 I just called. that was pretty weird. It went better than most of the time when I call girls. I think she likes me, but I don't know if she likes me that way. But she is pretty much the girl I described in my first post, but without the chameleon hair. I guess we all have to compromise. Sigh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well.. man.. Ask her if she is available this weekend and if she is tell her that you would like to take her out and play pool, watch a movie (or whatever her interests are)... Lancer
LoneWolf16 Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 My mind has been blown... Repeatedly. I'm serious. Totally blown. And for the girl...a good lookin' person with a weird sense of humor, strong sense of conviction, willful enough to fight me about things she considers important, able to hold an interesting conversation regarding all manner of subjects, and sensible enough to know when she's wrong..........that and cuddling, she has to be cool with cuddling. :"> That's it. If any girls here match that description, I'm not too bad looking. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Baley Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 So this stuff is pure fantasy? Okay: -Intellectual -Liberal -Interest in philosophy -Love for classic cinema -Sardonic wit
tarna Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 So this stuff is pure fantasy? Okay: -Intellectual -Liberal -Interest in philosophy -Love for classic cinema -Sardonic wit <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As individual traits, no. Rolled into a single package and attracted to the person involved, maybe. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
tarna Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Pruned and reopened by request. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Posted February 12, 2006 I didn't request it... Did I? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 I've found my perfect girl. Twice. And this time I don't intend to lose her! Funny expression that. "I lost someone very special to me. Found them in my glove compartment. Why is it always the last place you look?" "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Diogo Ribeiro Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 I've found my perfect girl. Twice. And this time I don't intend to lose her! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I once found someone who I thought was the perfect girl. She was special in her own way, but it would not have worked for neither of us. Although I can honestly say, without a doubt, that I have found the perfect girl. Perfect to the point where I'd be willing to give up my doubts and perspectives on marriage and being a parent, and just dive headlong. And I also don't intend to lose this one.
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Posted February 12, 2006 I found the girl I talked about in my first post, except for the chameleon hair... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gabrielle Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 My perfect girlfriend. My perfect girlfriend would have to be hot. She would have to be pretty active and stuff, you know, so she wouldn't get all fat and stuff. Her hair would have to be like a chameleon. Instead of changing to hide like a chameleon would, it would change as my taste changes. I need a woman not afraid to adapt. She would have to think I was funny, and understand all of my complicated jokes, you know, the ones that are really complicated. The ones that you guys don't understand. She would also have to join me in making jokes, but not so much as to draw attention away from myself. Our relationship would have to be a flimsy cardhouse built on a foundation of one joke, that just continues. If the joke ever stopped, the relationship would be over. Yeah, thats all I really care about. If that describes you, look me up. I'm single! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your best match is your hand. It's always there and doesn't bitch back at you.
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Posted February 12, 2006 Unlike you, who always bitches back at me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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