Darkside Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 The older i get the shorter a year seems to me True, I forgot about that. I suppose I might do it too if it was something really bad (like a death that could have been prevented).
Darth_Schmarth Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 My Grandmother died last summer and I wouldn't be so keen on going through that one again. Come to think of it I've cried twice this year which must come as some sort of post-pre-teen record. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Dark Moth Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) Sorry to hear that, Schmarth. My grandfather died six years ago, and it still hurts. And this year we also lost two pets, so that's one thing about this year I wouldn't really want to go through again. Edited January 2, 2006 by Mothman
Lucius Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I've lost all my grandparents. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
Surreptishus Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) I lost my dad when i was 10. Beat that! (I hope there are no orphans.) If the dark humour offends then sorry, but that is one of the ways my father's death affected me. edit: did i kill the thread? awesome. Edited January 2, 2006 by Surreptishus
Rosbjerg Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I lost mine when I was 12 .. so I can't really beat it, but every male in my family has died before they reached 50 .. so I have about 28 years to go.. beat that! Fortune favors the bald.
WinterSun Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 My grandad died this year, and there was much joy and merriment amongst my family, as they realised that the child-molesting c*nt was finally gone master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Surreptishus Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 This thread has become really dark and morose, i partly blame myself but mostly i blame the rest of you. I think Hades would like it here....
Janmanden Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 That said. Noone in my family tree has turned out to be immortal yet and the last one... Well, I wanna die younger or merrier than that. Happy Newyear! (Signatures: disabled)
Gabrielle Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 My father is alive but not well. He's a tad bit nuts thanks to a little war in the 60's..
kirottu Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I had a abusive father until I growed big enough so he wouldn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
LoneWolf16 Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Both horrible, and hillarious. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Child of Flame Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 I know. God, least they could've done was use a sanitary coat hanger.
Surreptishus Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 I dont get why the baby was an attempted abortion, is that the guy's way of saying he had a bad start to the year or is he saying that 2006 will be bad.
Pope Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 WHat if you could live through it like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, except yours would be Groundhog Year. You could have a chance to prepare/prevent/lessen the impact of what ever difficulty you encountered.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> That'd be awesome, if it weren't for the fact that the downer I'm speaking of was beyond my grasp, and the impact would be pretty much the same, since I had felt it coming, I just didn't realize that after all these months it'd still be as devastating as when it occurred. But enough of that. New year, new downers.
Judge Hades Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 My father skipped out before I was born, but then it could be because my mom knifed the wheels of his car when she found out she was pregnant with me.
Pope Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 My father skipped out before I was born, but then it could be because my mom knifed the wheels of his car when she found out she was pregnant with me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dude, no wonder you're screwed up in the head but what am I saying, I'm well on my way to receive my Pessimist's Master as well
Fionavar Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Though I am appreciative of the honesty with which apparently many people are willing to share, I am also concerned that there are some very questionable nuances and clearly offensive remarks beginning to emerge in this thread. So I would like to thank everyone for their contribution, but rather than anything within become the basis for disrespect of the worst kind, I have chosen to close this down. Respectfully, Fionavar The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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