Gabrielle Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Now that is a good idea. If the male fails to please a woman, she can kill him if she pleases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Kill and... eat? Suddenly I'm happy I hooked up with a real ****-teaser on New Year's Eve... ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) Now that is a good idea. If the male fails to please a woman, she can kill him if she pleases. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... = / Edited January 3, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I think we'd have a severe shortage of males before too long. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I think we'd have a severe shortage of males before too long. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fear would be an incentive for them to get it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I think we'd have a severe shortage of males before too long. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fear would be an incentive for them to get it right. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It'd help if you women weren't so darn hard to please. And honestly, it should be the other way around! When was the last time you heard a guy say, "Not tonight, I have a headache."??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Personally, I found it to be too much of a hassle. One of the reasons why I haven't really cared to seek out female companionship since I broke up with my ex a decade and a half ago. Besides, I am just too pathetic anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Di Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) I empathize, Commisar, I really do... but damn. This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in months. *wipes away tears of laughter* Dead hooker in the garage. LOLOLOLOL.... Thanks, y'all. I needed a good giggle. :D Edited January 3, 2006 by ~Di Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Please me baby, I'll let you know when I am done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 I empathize, Commisar, I really do... but damn. This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in months. *wipes away tears of laughter* Dead hooker in the garage. LOLOLOLOL.... Thanks, y'all. I needed a good giggle. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't really have a garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I empathize, Commisar, I really do... but damn. This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in months. *wipes away tears of laughter* Dead hooker in the garage. LOLOLOLOL.... Thanks, y'all. I needed a good giggle. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I clicked the view last post button and ended somewhere around "Now that is a good idea. If the male fails to please a woman, she can kill him if she pleases." and was wondering just what thread I clicked on. Now I have to go back and read this from the beginning so that it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I think we'd have a severe shortage of males before too long. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fear would be an incentive for them to get it right. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why even bother if you're not willing to get it right? Seriously though, if you're doing something other than missionary (namely oral) it's not really all that hard to please your woman. On the flipside, a little direction helps now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Why even bother if you're not willing to get it right? Indeed. From either side. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 You'd do it for Kyla though, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if I were to be rewarded, sexually, in advance. Why even bother if you're not willing to get it right? Seriously though, if you're doing something other than missionary (namely oral) it's not really all that hard to please your woman. On the flipside, a little direction helps now and then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. And guys, if she tells ya something she likes. Do it. And don't be afraid to ask. Girls, if the guy asks...tell him, you'll be a lot better off for the trouble. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over? - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Well I guy better learn to pace themselves. I like to go for the distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Well I guy better learn to pace themselves. I like to go for the distance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Let's see...Commisar has bug problems and has a dead hooker in some non-existant garage. Spiders can be a delicacy and Gabrielle has an interesting selection of home videos. I think this one's just about done. Thanks for playing folks. It's always a pleasure to read. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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