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The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!

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(CNN) -- After months of political instability, the government of Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin fell Monday evening when three opposition parties united to topple him with a no-confidence vote in the House of Commons.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/11/...ment/index.html

The Danish penguins will beat you to it.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

....and finish polar bears will come after.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Chancellor Valorum!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo....

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Be carefull you two. The Canadian military in response to the disposition of the government today took a second mortgage to purchase another catapult from the chinese. It's armed with beef infected with MadCow disease, SARS and Celine Dion.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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The Danish penguins will beat you to it.

 

Anyone else picturing the Madagascar Penguins?

Their oil and trees will be ours now!

So will their "eh"s and their silly hats.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

After that we'll deport those damned French Canadians back to France where they belong.

Can't we convert them into more oil? >_<

Can't we convert them into more oil? >_<

We can use them as cheap oil to ship to third world countries.

So will their "eh"s and their silly hats.

 

I'll overlook that, only 'cause of this:

 

After that we'll deport those damned French Canadians back to France where they belong.

 

>_<

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

Muahaha... that was step 1 of the sneaky Danish plan for Hans Island... :thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

To canada, Weapons drawn! Anyone who wishes to stop us shall be on horseback anyway.....

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In the old west, if they were trying to track someone and felt they were close, they used to take a single horse out in the open. The horse, when seperated from the rest, will whiny. Any horses in the area would respond, giving up the position of any "hidden" horses.

 

Likewise, if you take a Canadian in the open, he will "eh?". Fire into the direction of any responses.

Dunno - the mounties and their summoned dire beavers might put up a savage fight.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

blame canada!

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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blame canada!

 

A lesson we often forget in todays high-tech rat race ^_^

Funniest thing about the whole thing: Polls show the goverment will be about the same when the next election is held, so this is completely pointless.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Thats why the warmachine America should just take it over and start claiming territories so one day rule the world (which is inevitable)

Might as well start racing China now.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

Kill Bryan Adams! ;)

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