A question of honour

[Walsingham]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4428602.stm

 

I think it is a matter of the honour and reputation of these fora that one of our members help this young lady.

 

To ensure the best possible chances, please leave your 500 word essays here first for peer review.

[Rosbjerg]

indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question! ^_^

 

I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in) :ph34r:

[Gfted1]

indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question!  ^_^

 

I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in)  :ph34r:

 

 

Wierd. Shes not ugly so why cant she find a man on her own? Prolly crazy as a craphouse rat.

[Rosbjerg]

I once too spend a hellish time in a robotinsane asylum .. and now it's nearly over!

[WITHTEETH]

This looks like a job for WITHTEETH :cool:

 

MLA Format do?

[Oerwinde]

indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question!  ^_^

 

I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in)  :ph34r:

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Wierd. Shes not ugly so why cant she find a man on her own? Prolly crazy as a craphouse rat.

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She has a kid, that would eliminate a lot of potential suitors. A lot of guys don't want to get involved with a single mom. It also limits the girl's situations where she could meet someone if she has to look after a kid all the time.

[Azure79]

I smell desperation.

[Surreptishus]

British passport on offer. Comes with woman, slightly used.

[Cantousent]

Alas, although 500 words is not much, I can see no reason to solicit the charms of a 24 year old woman living in England. I hand enough of a problem with a wife and 20 year old female friends here in the United States.

 

However, the vast majority of women would be lucky to have any one of the young men on these boards. Even Surreptishus.

[Surreptishus]

If i had emotions i would be upset, Eldar

Edited November 12, 2005 by Surreptishus

[Walsingham]

You fools! this isn't about wanting the woman. This is a question of honour. WE have to be the forum board which furnishes her with a date. So no-one else gets to do it. In any case I don't believe all you naysayers could get past first the hurdle even if you wanted to!

[Surreptishus]

...This is a question of honour...

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You've lost me.

[Walsingham]

It's like climbing a mountain. You don't do it because you need to be at the top, or want to see the view. You do it because it's THERE. If some other fourm gets one of its members with this woman then we lose.

[Hurlshort]

She's not cute and she probably has bad teeth. Next woman please...

 

[Surreptishus]

Oh yeah!!?? well the entry has to be a max of 500 words, not the entrant can be up to 500lbs.

[kirottu]

500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with.

[Walsingham]

500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with.

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Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application.

[Shadowstrider]

I'd write an essay were it not for the following factors:

 

1) I have a girlfriend.

2) I don't live anywhere near England.

3) This whole scenario creeps me out.

 

P.S. No Walsingham, I will not go out with you and no amount of letters in newspapers from "your mum" will persuade me. Plz stop.

[kirottu]

I could sing her "Would you go to bed with me".

[Darth Launch]

Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application.

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Green is pretty

 

Oh, and Mr. Walsingham... couldn't calling the forum members "cretins", no matter how unspecific and harmless it was, be considered like "trolling" even though I know one such as yourself is above such things?... just a thought...

[Darth_Schmarth]

Green is pretty 

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On a PS3 console?

[Darth Launch]

Green is pretty 

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On a PS3 console?

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On everything

[kirottu]

500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with.

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Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application.

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Sorry, but writing that much in english is a chore.

[Cantousent]

The members here are cretins, so why not? What? I'm a member here also? It just goes to prove my point.

[thepixiesrock]

I'd write an essay were it not for the following factors:

 

1) I have a girlfriend.

 

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You just love reminding us don't you? Every one of your posts is "My girlfriend this" or "My girlfriend that", "Hey eveyone, I have a girlfriend!" I think we have all had enough of your girlfriend.

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?