Walsingham Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4428602.stm I think it is a matter of the honour and reputation of these fora that one of our members help this young lady. To ensure the best possible chances, please leave your 500 word essays here first for peer review. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question! ^_^ I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in) :ph34r: Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question! ^_^ I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in) :ph34r: Wierd. Shes not ugly so why cant she find a man on her own? Prolly crazy as a craphouse rat. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I once too spend a hellish time in a robotinsane asylum .. and now it's nearly over! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 This looks like a job for WITHTEETH :cool: MLA Format do? Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 indeed .. unfortunatly I don't live England (and I'm 21), so I guess I'm outta the question! ^_^ I would feel a little desperate if I responded to such a letter (and even more if my mother made an appeal for women to write in) :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wierd. Shes not ugly so why cant she find a man on her own? Prolly crazy as a craphouse rat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She has a kid, that would eliminate a lot of potential suitors. A lot of guys don't want to get involved with a single mom. It also limits the girl's situations where she could meet someone if she has to look after a kid all the time. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure79 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I smell desperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 British passport on offer. Comes with woman, slightly used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Alas, although 500 words is not much, I can see no reason to solicit the charms of a 24 year old woman living in England. I hand enough of a problem with a wife and 20 year old female friends here in the United States. However, the vast majority of women would be lucky to have any one of the young men on these boards. Even Surreptishus. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 (edited) If i had emotions i would be upset, Eldar Edited November 12, 2005 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 You fools! this isn't about wanting the woman. This is a question of honour. WE have to be the forum board which furnishes her with a date. So no-one else gets to do it. In any case I don't believe all you naysayers could get past first the hurdle even if you wanted to! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 ...This is a question of honour... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've lost me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 It's like climbing a mountain. You don't do it because you need to be at the top, or want to see the view. You do it because it's THERE. If some other fourm gets one of its members with this woman then we lose. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 She's not cute and she probably has bad teeth. Next woman please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Oh yeah!!?? well the entry has to be a max of 500 words, not the entrant can be up to 500lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I'd write an essay were it not for the following factors: 1) I have a girlfriend. 2) I don't live anywhere near England. 3) This whole scenario creeps me out. P.S. No Walsingham, I will not go out with you and no amount of letters in newspapers from "your mum" will persuade me. Plz stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I could sing her "Would you go to bed with me". This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Green is pretty Oh, and Mr. Walsingham... couldn't calling the forum members "cretins", no matter how unspecific and harmless it was, be considered like "trolling" even though I know one such as yourself is above such things?... just a thought... [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Green is pretty <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On a PS3 console? ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Green is pretty <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On a PS3 console? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On everything [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 500 words is too much for woman you never spend anytime with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh really? I've noticed forum members writing whole essays enumerating with bullet point summaries why green is a better colour for the new Playstation 3 and so on. Surely you lax cretins can come up with at least ONE comedy application. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, but writing that much in english is a chore. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The members here are cretins, so why not? What? I'm a member here also? It just goes to prove my point. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I'd write an essay were it not for the following factors: 1) I have a girlfriend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just love reminding us don't you? Every one of your posts is "My girlfriend this" or "My girlfriend that", "Hey eveyone, I have a girlfriend!" I think we have all had enough of your girlfriend. Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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