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Seriously though.. those girls are ugleeee! How can they be cheerleaders..? I thought cheerleaders were model rejects and wannabe pornstars. Oh.. right.

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Seriously, football, the european one that is, is way more fun than that rugby-derivative they play in Amerika.

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Says who?

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There are strengths and weaknesses in American Football.

 

The strengths are the cheerleaders, which is a tradition that definitely needs to be exported as a tradition way better than is has been until now.

 

The weaknesses are, it's a game for sissies. Comparing American football and Soccer is pretty pointless, as they are two completely different ballgames (pun unintended). The better comparison is American Football and Rugby, and honestly, wearing all that protective gear, spending 50% of the match swapping players in and out, having strategy meetings etc. I would prefer to watch a Rugby match any day (says the guy who is way more a Soccer fan than a Rugby fan)... :huh:

 

But either way, we definitely need more cheerleaders :-"

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The weaknesses are, it's a game for sissies.

 

Rugby players are weak midgets

 

You can't compare those weaklings to the 6'2''-6'10'' 300+ pounds (of muscle) monsters, who can sprint faster than most people on earth, that play football.

 

 

If America considered Rugby worth our time, we would dominate in about a week. Week and a half if there isn't cheerleaders.

 

Hell, we really don't care about soccer too much, yet I believe we still have a top ten ranking.

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The weaknesses are, it's a game for sissies.

 

Rugby players are weak midgets

 

You can't compare those weaklings to the 6'2''-6'10'' 300+ pounds (of muscle) monsters, who can sprint faster than most people on earth, that play football.

 

 

If America considered Rugby worth our time, we would dominate in about a week. Week and a half if there isn't cheerleaders.

 

Hell, we really don't care about soccer too much, yet I believe we still have a top ten ranking.

Oh, come now. Rugby is a fine sport for those Europeans and Australians who lack the physical attributes - by which I mean strength, stamina, and size - necessary to play football. If they enjoy watching their spindly little menfolk chase each other around a field, displaying that healthy pallor the English are known for, as well as thin little legs that'd be dwarfed by most upper arms on this side of the pond, let them do so.

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Oh, come now.  Rugby is a fine sport for those Europeans and Australians who lack the physical attributes - by which I mean strength, stamina, and size - necessary to play football.  If they enjoy watching their spindly little menfolk chase each other around a field, displaying that healthy pallor the English are known for, as well as thin little legs that'd be dwarfed by most upper arms on this side of the pond, let them do so.

Yeah, it's just weird that all those american muscles seem to concentrate around the waist..

 

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The weaknesses are, it's a game for sissies.

 

Rugby players are weak midgets

 

You can't compare those weaklings to the 6'2''-6'10'' 300+ pounds (of muscle) monsters, who can sprint faster than most people on earth, that play football.

 

 

If America considered Rugby worth our time, we would dominate in about a week. Week and a half if there isn't cheerleaders.

 

Hell, we really don't care about soccer too much, yet I believe we still have a top ten ranking.

If this sport which you folks erronously call "football" is so macho, why all the homoerotic butt slapping? :rolleyes:

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Profesional soccer players work on upper body strength too - you see it a lot when they swap jerseys at the end of he match - might be worth waiting for the final whistle for the ladies. I was surprised that Cristiano Ronaldo who's like 20 is crazy toned. In general though they don't get to the huge sizes which I think is good.

 

Anyway the logic on working on strength is that you're not so easily pushed off the ball when you're in posession. Of course it's also useful when you're tackling.

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There. Judge for yourselves. It's quite obvious that outside of bodybuilding, American football is probably the sport that produces the most muscle freaks...

 

I think it's clear.

 

Soccer produces the prettiest players and Football produces the most athletic.

 

Too bad modeling isn't a sport. Hey! That gives me an idea. What if you put the soccer players in designer dresses and skirts! That way they can show of their soccer "skills" (see: pretty pretty thighs) and model at the same time.

 

OMG! There would be no stopping you guys! :p"

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American football is probably the sport that produces the most muscle freaks...

 

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I'm not sure Magnus Samuelsson would agree with you..

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