October 10, 200520 yr Not a weapon for the un-initiated, it is. Only those who are versed in the gnostic mysteries of the FSM, and have been touched by the Macoroni and the Holy Sauce can even open the bullet-proof weapons' cabinet ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
October 11, 200520 yr The truth is out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure it is but most of us are to busy to have the time to find it. And that is why we cling to religions created by other people, because it saves time. The funny thing is this one acutally is starting to make sense when compared to the other religions. Who would ever believe such a thing as a talking burning bush that tells you how to live your life... a gaint monster made of noodles is much more probable if not plausable.
October 11, 200520 yr Trust no one. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester
October 11, 200520 yr The truth is out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure it is but most of us are to busy to have the time to find it. And that is why we cling to religions created by other people, because it saves time. The funny thing is this one acutally is starting to make sense when compared to the other religions. Who would ever believe such a thing as a talking burning bush that tells you how to live your life... a gaint monster made of noodles is much more probable if not plausable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHITETEETH, is that you? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
October 11, 200520 yr I'm sure it is but most of us are to busy to have the time to find it. And that is why we cling to religions created by other people, because it saves time. The funny thing is this one acutally is starting to make sense when compared to the other religions. Who would ever believe such a thing as a talking burning bush that tells you how to live your life... a gaint monster made of noodles is much more probable if not plausable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> religion is a lie.
October 12, 200520 yr The truth is out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure it is but most of us are to busy to have the time to find it. And that is why we cling to religions created by other people, because it saves time. The funny thing is this one acutally is starting to make sense when compared to the other religions. Who would ever believe such a thing as a talking burning bush that tells you how to live your life... a gaint monster made of noodles is much more probable if not plausable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHITETEETH, is that you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No not me, scouts honor! I have found peace with religion, but I still have fun debating against it. :D If i do have a religion i would be a humanist. Then again i like the sound of WITHTEETHist. anyone want to join WITHTEETHism? we have 2 "call girl" factories, way more high class then 1 dinky hooker factory. We even have a alot of extasy and techno too! "austie austie" So whos up for it?! or do i get to dance with all the call girls while on extasy dancing to techno?! Edited October 12, 200520 yr by WITHTEETH Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
October 12, 200520 yr I want to believe. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 12, 200520 yr The truth is out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure it is but most of us are to busy to have the time to find it. And that is why we cling to religions created by other people, because it saves time. The funny thing is this one acutally is starting to make sense when compared to the other religions. Who would ever believe such a thing as a talking burning bush that tells you how to live your life... a gaint monster made of noodles is much more probable if not plausable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WHITETEETH, is that you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, but thanks for asking.
October 12, 200520 yr Man Is Awesome N00B :D Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
October 12, 200520 yr That wasn't a joke. The song writer is serious and I am borrowing his song to express my love for the Holy Spaghetti Monster and Its awesomeness. Edited October 12, 200520 yr by julianw
October 12, 200520 yr I wonder if there is a entire pantheon of Gods of which the flying spaghetti monster is one. Like the Raging Ravioli Monster...God of Hatred. Luscious Linguini Monster, Goddess of love and lust. The Fiery Fettucini Mosnter, God of the Underworld. The Pednatic Penne, God of knowledge and learning.
October 12, 200520 yr I wonder if there is a entire pantheon of Gods of which the flying spaghetti monster is one. Like the Raging Ravioli Monster...God of Hatred. Luscious Linguini Monster, Goddess of love and lust. The Fiery Fettucini Mosnter, God of the Underworld. The Pednatic Penne, God of knowledge and learning. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The other Gods would just try to eat the food ones. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 12, 200520 yr God is awesome. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All Things Dull And Ugly - Monty Python All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all. Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid, Who made the spikey urchin, Who made the sharks, He did. All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all. AMEN. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
October 12, 200520 yr From the sleeve of Aqualung - Jethro Tull In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. 2. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names,that he might be Lord of all the earth when it was suited to Man 3. And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good. 4. And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind. 5. And these lesser men were cast into the void; And some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind. 6. And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth. 7. But as all these things came to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung. 8. And man saw it not. 9. But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
October 14, 200520 yr Proof that there is a Flying Speghetti Monster, eat it! 4,000 year old noodle oodles and oodles of proof, this was a appendage of it. Ramen! Edited October 14, 200520 yr by WITHTEETH Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
October 14, 200520 yr I appreciate what a phenomenon Pastafarianism has become. I might even get me a Pirate Fish car magnet.
November 24, 200520 yr Behold - proof! Now look real close devotees ... http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2...film051123.html The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
November 24, 200520 yr OK - thread pruned - could we please try not to derail threads? I'll assume if such behaviour continues that is the poster's intent and then I'll have to do some stuff and man is that always a bore ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
November 25, 200520 yr Behold - proof! Now look real close devotees ... http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2...film051123.html <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ^ :D and your thread pruning kindness shows that you are a true pastafarian
December 31, 200520 yr This is ****ing awesome. Ph34r teh thread necromancy. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
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