Laozi Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Heres some other classics: NOFX "Please Play This Song On The Radio" We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places) It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah) And it takes a little pause Just before I sing the F word Please play this song on the radio Almost every line is sung on time Almost every verse ends in a rhyme The only problem we had was writing enough words (oooh aaah) But that's okay, because the chorus is Coming up again now Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio (please play this song) Please play this song on the radio (please play this song) Right about this time Some **** head will be drawin a fat ****in' line Over the title on the back sleave What an ****! So Mr. DJ I hope you've already made your segue Or the FCC is gonna take a **** right on your head Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song) Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song) & "The Brews" Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manishevitz Goin' out to terrorize Goyem Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas As long as we're home by Saturday mornin Cause hey, we're the Brews Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the boys Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois Orthopedic, Dr. Martins good for Waffle making, kickin' through the shin Reputation, gained through intimidation Pacifism no longer tradition Cause hey we're the Brews Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the Brews The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead Hebrews We got the might, psycho mashuganas We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones Chutspah, we battle then we feast We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat We're the Brews Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the boys Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 You're right, Meatloaf is much better... I don't need to insert the "rolls eyes" face here, do I? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You don't like Meatloaf? Fine! Take this! Rocks and Trees - Arrogant Worms My country's bigger than most, And if asked I boast. Cause i'm really proud, So I shout it loud. Though our numbers are few, We will welcome you. Although we don't have history, Gold medal winning teams, Heroes or prisoners, world famous volcanoes, Still what we've got's glorious. Cause we've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and water. (All right, everyone!) We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and water. In Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Ca-an-a-da, Can-a-da. Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Ca-an-a-da, Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Emperor- I am the Black Wizards Mightiest am I, but I am not alone in this cosmos of mine. For the black hills consists of black souls, souls that already dies one thousand deaths. Behind the stone walls (of centuries) they breed their black art. Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold. Far up in the mountains, where the rain fall not far, yet the Sun cannot reach. The wizards, my servants, summon the souls of macrocosm. No age will escape my wrath. I travel through time and I return to the future. I gather wisdom now lost. I visit again the eternally ancient caves, before a mighty Emperor thereupon came. Watching the mortals "discovering" my chronicles, guarded by the old demons, even unknown to me. Once destroyed their souls are being summoned to my timeless prison of hate. It is delightful to feast upon the screaming souls that were destroyed in my future. How many wizards that serve me with evil, I know not. My empires has no limits. From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes. I am the ruler and has been for eternities long. I am them. (I am them.) (I am them.) From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes. I am the ruler and has been for eternities long. My wizards are many, but their essence is mine. Forever they are in the hills in their stone homes of grief. Because I am the spirit of their existence. I am them. I am them. I am them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible. Well, I mainly like this song for its pacing and variety of instruments, but here goes anyway: Orphaned Land - Ocean Land(The Revelation) "Before eyes that are blind no more A sight unseen that tears the soul All we ever loved and known Into mass graves is what we're shown" "We see an ocean once was land" & So they come to understand This place where man used to be born Will be man's water throne "All that was magical, beautiful, will be gone" These measures call for divine intervention "All the achievements of man, one will stand all alone" One the survives the final selection "The sand in the hourglass, moves so fast, slow the sand And nothing that mankind has strived for will be al in ocean land" The rain will fall then Filling the dried land "Here are we servants three, flesh and blood Poor and weak, hear thou speak of the flood" It must be a sign A massage from God's hand kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Iron Maiden was one of my favorites in my youth. Here's a goldie: 5. The Trooper [Harris] You'll take my life but I'll take yours too You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through So when you're waiting for the next attack You'd better stand there's no turning back. The Bugle sounds and the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath As I plunge on into certain death. The horse he sweats with fear we break to run The mighty roar of the Russian guns And as we race towards the human wall The screams of pain as my comrades fall. We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the Russians fire another round We get so near yet so far away We won't live to fight another day. We get so close near enough to fight When a Russian gets me in his sights He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A burst of rounds take my horse below. And as I lay there gazing at the sky My body's numb and my throat is dry And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a tear I draw my parting groan. It's about the Charge of the Light Brigade. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Happy Fun Song by Straight Outta Jr High Konichi wa! Mitsubishi, Kamikazee, Wasabi, Sony Kristi Yamaguchi,Donkey Kong Kawasaki, Rice-a-Roni Sushi, Kathie Lee Tsunami, Karate, Cheech and Chong Nintendo, Mojo Jojo Tae Kwan Do, Quasimodo Pokemon, Yoko Ono Ichiro, Gung Ho! Kikoman Hibachi, Origami, Mr. Kobayashi Ceiling fan Atari, Teriyaki, Wang Chung, Chop suey Goo goo g The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The best black metal song is: Impaled Nazarene - Coraxo Kuolemaa Saatanaa Kuolemaa Saatanaa Kuolemaa Saatanaa Lyrics are the greatest too. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 John Lennon "Imagine" Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace... You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one. (Imagine all the people sharing all the world) Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromnir Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ is boarderline as far as being kiddie safe... feel free to delete with our blessing... not that you need it. HA! Good Fun! "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Where are you from that you've heard Straight Outta Jr. High? They are a local band here in Omaha. I have a t-shirt from one of their concerts. You have to hear their new Valtrex song. It is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The best black metal song is: Impaled Nazarene - Coraxo Kuolemaa Saatanaa Kuolemaa Saatanaa Kuolemaa Saatanaa Lyrics are the greatest too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This board is missing the :moshicon:, but this will suffice: \,,/ :cool: \,,/ kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ is boarderline as far as being kiddie safe... feel free to delete with our blessing... not that you need it. HA! Good Fun! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw Gromnir posted in the song lyrics thread, and I figured it had to be good. I have to say, I'm a little dissapointed, but it was entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (What is the law?) (What is the law?) Animals came from miles around So tired of walking so close toe the ground They needed a chance, that's what they said Life is better walking on two legs But they were in for a big surprise 'Cause they didn't know the law! CHORUS (What is the law) No spill blood What is the law (No spill blood) (Who makes the rules) Someone else Who makes the rules (Someone else) The rules are written in the stone Break the rules and you get no bones All you get is ridicule, laughter And a trip to the house of pain! CHORUS (in reverse order) We walk on two legs not on four To walk on four legs breaks the law What happens when we break the law? What happens when the rules aren't fair? We all know here we go from there To the house of pain! To the house of pain! (What is the law) What is the law (Who makes the rules) Who makes the rules We walk on two legs not on four To the house of pain To the house of pain To the house of pain To the house of pain To the house of pain (No spill blood) “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I've only had to delete one song so far. I can't remember the name, but it was the Caligula song. Heh, even the NWA song passed muster. This is the second time I've seen that Gay Bar song. It looks like there's a cat, a dog, and a... rabbit? huh? Weird stuff. I like your song, Lady Crimson. Who is it? Is it an original, or are you quoting? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Mister Bungle didn't pass the moderation. What a surprise. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I like your song, Lady Crimson. Who is it? Is it an original, or are you quoting? It's a song by Oingo Boingo...aka Danny Elfman's old band. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 This may be the second one to get deleted. "The Reason" I'm not a perfect person There's many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things in you And so I have to say before I blow That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube I'm sorry that I hurt you It's something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who doesn't hurt your rear There is no reason to fear I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube[x4] I'm not a perfect person I never meant to do those things in you And so I have to say before I blow That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube I've found a reason to show A side of me you didn't know A reason why it's safe to screw And the reason is lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 This may be the second one to get deleted. "The Reason" I'm not a perfect person There's many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things in you And so I have to say before I blow That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube I'm sorry that I hurt you It's something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who doesn't hurt your rear There is no reason to fear I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube[x4] I'm not a perfect person I never meant to do those things in you And so I have to say before I blow That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me to make sure you don't bleed A reason why it's safe to screw and the reason is lube I've found a reason to show A side of me you didn't know A reason why it's safe to screw And the reason is lube <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 At first I thought you were actually quoting the Hoobastank song, which just didn't seem like something you'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 At first I thought you were actually quoting the Hoobastank song, which just didn't seem like something you'd do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those are the Hoobastank lyrics, aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Tool - The Patient A groan of tedium escapes me, Startling the fearful. Is this a test? It has to be, Otherwise I can't go on. Draining patience, drain vitality. This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old. But I'm still right here Giving blood, keeping faith And I'm still right here. Wait it out, Gonna wait it out, Be patient (wait it out). If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out. If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along This tedious path I've chosen here I certainly would've walked away by now. And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may. Be patient. I must keep reminding myself of this. And if there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. And I still may. Gonna wait it out. when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 By the Two Nice Girls When I was a young girl like normal girls do I looked to a woman's love to help get me through I never needed any more than a feminine touch I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn" I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am But then along came Lester and my tale of woe began I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard d*ck I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer ~~ Of course, set to classical country and western music it is even better. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Gold quality. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Log in to you - Arrogant Worms You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chat-room And I'll show you what I mean I wanna log in to you So I can prove my love is true You're the apple of my IBM, let me interface with you I wanna log in to you (Log in to you) Password incorrect My login was denied I gotta open up your motherboard Put my Pentium inside I got a 21" screen The colours'll make you dizzy My attachments are full of love for you But your modem still rings busy (Beep beep) www dot love you at me dot com You can unzip all my floppy files And spin my CD-ROM I wanna log in to you So I can prove my love is true I'm free of any virus And I've been debugged too I wanna log in to you So I can prove my love is true Come be my laptop dancer, I got lotsa RAM for you I wanna log in to you www dot love you at me dot com www dot love you at me dot com www dot love (C'mon c'mon!) you at me dot com (Everybody now!) www dot love (Lemme hear ya!) you at me dot com (Yeah!) www dot love you at me dot com w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- (www dot love) (you at me dot com) I wanna log in to you (www dot love) (you at me dot com) I wanna log in to you (www dot love) (you at me dot com) I wanna wanna wanna yeah yeah (www dot love) (you at me dot com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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