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kirottu Posted August 16, 2005 Author Posted August 16, 2005 Just one more to get this show on the road. Rammstein - Engel Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann warum man sie nicht sehen kann Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie mussen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest) damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Deraldin Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Kill the Dog Next Door - Arrogant Worms I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour got a dog He put a ribbon on its head To make it cute But it still looked like A Chihuahua He had me over To watch it sit and beg It bit my knee And made love to my leg Now it barks all the night And all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night Till very late The stupid dog barked And grred I got up late And ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a turd I was certain It wasn't one of mine That that dog Had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate It and all its kind From my lovely little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is judgment day The little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone I'm gonna kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster In my garden So I grab an axe and off I go And I try my best to get it All I do is sever my big toe My neighbour comes Outside to calm me He says his dog and me Should just be friends He puts his little pet In my forgiving hands THEN it starts to bite So I strangle it with all my might Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh I'm gonna kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is judgment day The little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone I'm gonna kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's In doggie heaven I strangled it to death And now I'm free But my trouble ain't Quite over My neighbour called The cops on me I end up at The police station Where I am told That I must pay A three hundred Dollar fine (*long pause*) WOW!! What a good value! I think I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door Won't call the cops anymore I never liked him anyway Three hundred isn't much to pay! There are turds on my lawn They must be his, his dog is gone I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill that guy
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Musopticon? Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 I'd post F*ck, I'm Dead-lyrics, but then my sorry ass would get banned. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Dark Moth Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) Hehe... The first time I heard this song I laughed so hard. :D I'm an As*hole by Dennis Leary (talking) Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About that special feeling we get in the c0ckles of our hearts Or maybe below the c0ckles Maybe in the sub-c0ckle area Maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon We don't know (sings) I'm just a regular joe With a regular job I'm your average white Suburbanite slob I like football, and porno, and books about war I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor My wife, and my job My kids, and my car My feet on the table And a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uhh No, I gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an as*hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole) I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, such an a**hole) I use public toilets And I p1ss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole) I'm an a**hole (he's the worlds biggest a**hole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole) I'm an a**hole (he's a real f*cking a**hole) Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... ... NAAAHHHHH! I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole) I'm an a**hole (he's the world's biggest a**hole) (talks) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps An all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby At 115 miles per hour Getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a Godd**n thing anybody can do about it You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear F*ckin' Weapons Okay!? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the Democracy they want They can have a big Democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienemen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we got the bombs Okay!? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas And- (Hey, Hey! You know you really are an a**hole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? (sings) I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole) I'm an a**hole (he's the worlds biggest a**hole) A - SS - HO - LE! Everybody!! A - SS - HO - LE! *dog barking noises* I'm an a**hole and proud of it! (apparently these boards edit out the word "c*ck" so that's why I used zeros for the word *c0ckle) Edited August 16, 2005 by Mothman
Child of Flame Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Working Class Hero - John Lennon As soon as you're born they make you feel small By giving you no time instead of it all Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all A working class hero is something to be They hurt you at home and they hit you at school They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool Till you're so f**king crazy you can't follow their rules A working class hero is something to be When they've tortured and scared you for twenty-odd years Then they expect you to pick a career When you can't really function you're so full of fear A working class hero is something to be Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV And you think you're so clever and classless and free But you're still f**king peasants as far as I can see A working class hero is something to be There's room at the top they're telling you still But first you must learn how to smile as you kill If you want to be like the folks on the hill A working class hero is something to be If you want to be a hero well just follow me
George W. Bush Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 N.W.A. EXPRESS YOURSELF Yo, man... there
Diogo Ribeiro Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Manic Street Preachers - Faster I hate purityHate goodness I don
Ewen Brown Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 I am so dumb Just beam me up I've had it all forever I've had enough Winterwind
Draken Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Heheh. Props to those who know what this song is about... Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue...(If it's in quotations, it's spoken, if not, it's sung kay?) "Oh you know what? You could b*tch about anything couldn't you? We're gonna get a tank and your worried about chicks, what chicks are we gonna pick up man? And secondly how are we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?"... *Guitar* "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"... *Guitar* "It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it?"... *Guitar* "I don't know man.. it keeps me up at night"... *Guitar* Roses are red, Violets are blue, one day we'll cruise down the Dutch avenue, it's red vs red and blue vs blue, guy against guy and me against you... "I like it, got a ring to it" Violets are blue, roses are red, livin' like this we're already dead... "What is that music?". *Guitar* "I'm going for the jeep, cover me" Hop in my car it don't have any room.. "Shotgun!", "Shotgu- f*ck"... It's just like a cat, it lands on all fours.. "I think it looks more like a puma"... My cars like a puma it drives on all... "One, two, ready? Three." *Explosion* "Son of a b*tch!", "Son of a b*tch!", "Son of a b*tch!", "This doesn't seem physically possible!", "Holy f*ck, you team killing f*cktard!", "Oh you backstabbing c*ckbite!", "Is this guy a retard?", "That doesn't seem physically possible"... *guitar* Red versus red! Blue versus blue!... "Stop the billy talk you two.", *Fading Guitar* "I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing..." It's hilarious! Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
mkreku Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha! :D That one made me laugh out loud Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
George W. Bush Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Mr. President, the entire country laughs at you on a daily basis already, there is no reason to give them more reasons to do so. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, yeah? You got a stupid face son. It's just plain stupid. Even stupid calls it stupids. I'm going to play Civilization now... Oh and at least N.W.A. didnt marry that Yoko Uno, or ching chang chung, Uno, I win, uno!
Child of Flame Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Mr. President, the entire country laughs at you on a daily basis already, there is no reason to give them more reasons to do so. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, yeah? You got a stupid face son. It's just plain stupid. Even stupid calls it stupids. I'm going to play Civilization now... Oh and at least N.W.A. didnt marry that Yoko Uno, or ching chang chung, Uno, I win, uno! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had you figgered all wrong Mister Pres'dent. You are indeed the best man for the job of ruling this fine country!
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 :: Grapes Of Wrath : Backwards Town Outside the sun come beating down we're going back to the town in letters and memories and then a pleasant town The pain when you still lived there and I couldn't wait for you to get away my heart's being pulled around in a backward town so far away My old school is getting drunk on the town don't think they'll ever get out go home just to realize why I had to get out The pain when you still lived there and I couldn't wait for you to get away my heart's being pulled around in a backward town so far away so far away Up, down in the backward town up, down in the backward town up, down in the backward town up, down in the backward town The pain when you still lived there and I couldn't wait for you to get away my heart's being pulled around in a backward town so far away The pain when you still live there and I couldn't wait for you to get away repeat And I can't forget my favorite Posies song, Golden Blunders Golden blunders come in pairs, they're very unaware What they know is what they've seen Education wasn't fun, but now that school is done Higher learning's just begun (Chorus) You're gonna watch what you say for a long time You're gonna suffer the guilt forever You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never Disappointment breeds contempt, it make you feel inept Never thought you'd feel alone (at home) His and hers forever more, throw your freedom out of the door Before you find out what it's for (Chorus) Four weeks seemed like a long time then - but nine months is longer now But even if you never speak again - you've already made the wedding vow (Chorus) Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart Just as fast as they were made Men and women please beware : don't pretend you care Nothing lasts when nothing's there (Repeat Chorus Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Cantousent Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Play nice with one another. Be respectful of the president, Servant. Be respect of your citizens, Mr. President. I'm going to leave all the lyrics as is for the time being, although I might, after careful consideration, edit out the more egregious lyrics as I have time to actaully wade through all of them. Having listened to a lot of NWA as a youngster (I had a friend who listened to nothing but Rap) I can't help but think I might have to remove that one. Still, I'll read through everything and leave it alone unless my discretion and the guidelines lead me to action. Having looked over everything at a glance, nothing warrants a formal warning, even the Caligulaesque song mixing sex and food, although I might move that one to uncharted territories. It's just weird, at any rate. Okay, here's my contribution. Pink Floyd The Gunner's Dream (Waters) Floating down through the clouds Memories come rushing up to meet me now. In the space between the heavens and in the corner of some foreign field I had a dream. I had a dream. Good-bye Max. Good-bye Ma. After the service when you're walking slowly to the car And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air You hear the tolling bell And touch the silk in your lapel And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band You take her frail hand And hold on to the dream. A place to stay "Oi! A real one ..." Enough to eat Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street Where you can speak out loud About your doubts and fears And what's more no-one ever disappears You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door. You can relax on both sides of the tracks And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control And everyone has recourse to the law And no-one kills the children anymore. And no one kills the children anymore. Night after night Going round and round my brain His dream is driving me insane. In the corner of some foreign field The gunner sleeps tonight. What's done is done. We cannot just write off his final scene. Take heed of his dream. Take heed. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Reveilled Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Ah, what the hell. one more. Train - Drops of Jupiter Now that she's back in the atmosphere With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey She acts like summer and walks like rain Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey Since the return from her stay on the moon She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey Tell me did you sail across the sun Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded And that heaven is overrated Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star One without a permanent scar And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there Now that she's back from that soul vacation Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo Reminds me that there's time to grow, hey, hey Now that she's back in the atmosphere I'm afraid that she might think of me as plain ol' Jane Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day And head back to the Milky Way And tell me, did Venus blow your mind Was it everything you wanted to find And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day And head back toward the Milky Way Tell me did you sail across the sun Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded And that heaven is overrated Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star One without a permanent scar And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
Laozi Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I never realized what bad taste in music most gamers have. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
thepixiesrock Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I never realized what bad taste in music most gamers have. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Deraldin Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I never realized what bad taste in music most gamers have. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. All these songs are terrible. " Have another one from me. Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling Way down in the valley tonight There
thepixiesrock Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 You're right, Meatloaf is much better... I don't need to insert the "rolls eyes" face here, do I? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Laozi Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I, of course, didn't mean everybody, just almost everyone who posted so far. Anyway heres one of my favorites: Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again ? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But Honey Pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of the town But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside I wonder to myself Burn down the disco Hang the blessed DJ Because the music that they constantly play IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE Hang the blessed DJ Because the music they constantly play On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down Provincial towns you jog 'round Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ HANG THE DJ People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
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