and it tell how malak lost his jaw

 

http://www.jedipurge.com/

That's intriguing.

 

The first time I've ever heard of a backstory for Yoda. I was led to believe he had no background. He was just a little green man who spoke backwards.

Hmmm.......I see its from SuperShadow, ive heard nothing but bad about that site, but nevertheless, tis good.

I thought Malak lost his jaw because of looking down the ignition-hole of his lightsaber when switching it on for the first time.

If that really is the solution to malaks 'jaw' problems on the link, what a letdown!! I was expecting something a little more dramatic TBH.

They don't even mention the Sith war... it's crap.

Not cannon there for no good.

gabbreil could you please translate the last sentance you posted

Umm, this is Supershadow, the guy who claimed he had the scripts for every movie before George Lucas wrote them. This is the guy who said that he will be the one making the next Star Wars movies (who's main enemies will be Jedi with ROCkETPACKS!!11!!!), that he plays a Jedi called Nebar Foxis in Episode 3, and other crap. Seriously, 'Darth Rage'? 'Darth SCARZ'?!

 

Its all junk, folks.

and yet Jodo Believed it, boy that youngster is gullible.

What does poor Jodo have to do with anything?

there was a thread a few weeks back that jodo revived saying the wierd guy in the supershadow's little fiction was right.

Revan was slain by a Force Avalanche. Wtf is a force avalanche?

Its sort of like, what you might call, a donkey-punch

SS is a joke.

 

Quotes from a supposed interview he says he conducted with Lucas:

 

George Lucas:The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are major disappointments. I let the fans down by not directing those films myself. I really regret allowing Kersh and Richard to direct those films.

 

 

George Lucas: Thanks for being such a fantastic fan. I

And yet, some people do.

 

Does he do it for humor, or is he really Lucas's delusional stalker?

I actually think he is a ST nerd who was beaten up by SW fans and this is how he gets his revenge...

 

Or he just likes messing with the heads of 14, no 18, no 24 year olds.

I actually think he is a ST nerd who was beaten up by SW fans and this is how he gets his revenge...

 

  Or he just likes messing with the heads of 14, no 18, no 24 year olds.

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I bet he is so ugly....

 

He could be a modern art master piece (w00t)

OMG ive never seen so much crap in a small space in my life!! That guy is an absolute idiot (put nicely), if anyone actually believes that ill be so surprised.

SS is secretely Steve Sansweet, and the entire website is true.

With Lucasarts' (and Lucasfilm) penchant for closing sites down that they don't want around (ie. some mod sites?) and being strict about anything Star Wars related, I'm surprised they've never sought legal action against this clown.

 

Sure most of his stuff is just downright pathetic, but if I were the flannelled one I'd be bringing the smackdown on him until he cries.

 

George Lucas: "Who's your daddy now, biatch?"

 

Supershadow: "You are! You are!"

 

George Lucas: "Damn straight."

Again I say, SS is secretely Steve Sansweet, and the entire website is true.

SuperShadow >D

 

His girlfriend >D!!

 

(w00t) (w00t)

  Umm, this is Supershadow, the guy who claimed he had the scripts for every movie before George Lucas wrote them. This is the guy who said that he will be the one making the next Star Wars movies (who's main enemies will be Jedi with ROCkETPACKS!!11!!!), that he plays a Jedi called Nebar Foxis in Episode 3, and other crap. Seriously, 'Darth Rage'? 'Darth SCARZ'?! 

 

Its all junk, folks.

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I've gotta go with you on this one. "Force Earthquake?, Force Avalanche?" I always knew that Revan would go down fighting trillions of tiny snowflakes. This is Knights of the Old Republic, not Poke'mon.

How does he make all this stuff up???

 

I think this guy survives on Wellfare with just enough money to have internet and occasional food.

 

Don't you have to pay to read some of his crap??