JediMasterNalik Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 and it tell how malak lost his jaw http://www.jedipurge.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 That's intriguing. The first time I've ever heard of a backstory for Yoda. I was led to believe he had no background. He was just a little green man who spoke backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Hmmm.......I see its from SuperShadow, ive heard nothing but bad about that site, but nevertheless, tis good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I thought Malak lost his jaw because of looking down the ignition-hole of his lightsaber when switching it on for the first time. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If that really is the solution to malaks 'jaw' problems on the link, what a letdown!! I was expecting something a little more dramatic TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 They don't even mention the Sith war... it's crap. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Not cannon there for no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 gabbreil could you please translate the last sentance you posted Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekkest Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Umm, this is Supershadow, the guy who claimed he had the scripts for every movie before George Lucas wrote them. This is the guy who said that he will be the one making the next Star Wars movies (who's main enemies will be Jedi with ROCkETPACKS!!11!!!), that he plays a Jedi called Nebar Foxis in Episode 3, and other crap. Seriously, 'Darth Rage'? 'Darth SCARZ'?! Its all junk, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 and yet Jodo Believed it, boy that youngster is gullible. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 What does poor Jodo have to do with anything? ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 there was a thread a few weeks back that jodo revived saying the wierd guy in the supershadow's little fiction was right. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Revan was slain by a Force Avalanche. Wtf is a force avalanche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Its sort of like, what you might call, a donkey-punch People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoT Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 SS is a joke. Quotes from a supposed interview he says he conducted with Lucas: George Lucas:The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are major disappointments. I let the fans down by not directing those films myself. I really regret allowing Kersh and Richard to direct those films. George Lucas: Thanks for being such a fantastic fan. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 And yet, some people do. Does he do it for humor, or is he really Lucas's delusional stalker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I actually think he is a ST nerd who was beaten up by SW fans and this is how he gets his revenge... Or he just likes messing with the heads of 14, no 18, no 24 year olds. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Soldier Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I actually think he is a ST nerd who was beaten up by SW fans and this is how he gets his revenge... Or he just likes messing with the heads of 14, no 18, no 24 year olds. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet he is so ugly.... He could be a modern art master piece (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 OMG ive never seen so much crap in a small space in my life!! That guy is an absolute idiot (put nicely), if anyone actually believes that ill be so surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 SS is secretely Steve Sansweet, and the entire website is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofAnakin Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 With Lucasarts' (and Lucasfilm) penchant for closing sites down that they don't want around (ie. some mod sites?) and being strict about anything Star Wars related, I'm surprised they've never sought legal action against this clown. Sure most of his stuff is just downright pathetic, but if I were the flannelled one I'd be bringing the smackdown on him until he cries. George Lucas: "Who's your daddy now, biatch?" Supershadow: "You are! You are!" George Lucas: "Damn straight." "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Again I say, SS is secretely Steve Sansweet, and the entire website is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 SuperShadow >D His girlfriend >D!! (w00t) (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Umm, this is Supershadow, the guy who claimed he had the scripts for every movie before George Lucas wrote them. This is the guy who said that he will be the one making the next Star Wars movies (who's main enemies will be Jedi with ROCkETPACKS!!11!!!), that he plays a Jedi called Nebar Foxis in Episode 3, and other crap. Seriously, 'Darth Rage'? 'Darth SCARZ'?! Its all junk, folks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've gotta go with you on this one. "Force Earthquake?, Force Avalanche?" I always knew that Revan would go down fighting trillions of tiny snowflakes. This is Knights of the Old Republic, not Poke'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan_5 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 How does he make all this stuff up??? I think this guy survives on Wellfare with just enough money to have internet and occasional food. Don't you have to pay to read some of his crap?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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