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Yeah, I remember you explaining that some threads ago. Scorched sound delightfully darwin.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Happiness is getting the clot in your leg, not in your brain.

 

Happiness is finding out it was only syphillis.

 

Happiness is purging the people who were loyal to you, just for fun.

 

Happiness is Chris Farley, carved like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

 

Happiness is a nymphomaniac lobbyist.

 

Happiness is when the blood of the unbeliever splatters everywhere, yet

doesn't land on your wool jacket.

 

Happiness is a canister of nerve gas, a large satchel, and a good running start.

 

Happiness is a hug.

 

Happiness is a hug, delivered in a firm, unyielding way, lingering for

just a bit too long, in order to communicate the message "I own you."

 

Happiness is a hug, delivered in a firm, forceful way, snapping the

spine just halfway up, in order to communicate the message "You mildly

irritated me."

 

Happiness is fear and ignorance. Just trust me on this one.

 

Happiness is the crotch rot coming under control.

 

Happiness is that charming little creaking noise the rack makes during the first turn.

 

Happiness is the skin peeling off in large, satisfying sheets.

 

Happiness is bouncing the rubble.

 

Happiness is keeping the shelter door cracked open a little bit, just

to keep things interesting.

 

Happiness is a lead pipe.

 

 

Scorched Earth Party -

"Because love is my bottom line."

 

- Jeff Vogel

Scorched Earth Party

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Gold.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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You are on fire, but not in the literal sense. I mean you are on fire the way that Scott Baio is on fire. You are the hottness! You are so money, and you don't even know it! Su perro es en fuego! Burn, baby, burn! Oh, and I hope all that mi perro es en fuego thing was a metaphor. If your dog is really on fire, you should put him out instead of taking this quiz. You sick, sick man!

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