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A battlefield is no place for a sniper, they're used exclusively for recon or sabotage at ranges of +500m. Most armies have designated marksmen in the squads these days but theyre just ordinary soldiers with a small scope like an ACOG mounted on their assault rifle. And there is no function of a sniper in MPFPS games that another class couldnt fill.

You obviously have no clue about modern urban warfare... :thumbsup:"

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If you arent good at killing people, play as a medic and join a squad.  You can let everyone else do the killing while you keep low and occasionally run out and revive fallen comrades with your shock paddles.  Medics are probably the easiest class to rack up points in - I wasn't even playing particularly well in my last game and I was third on the leaderboard.  And I'm very far from being a FPS pro.

 

 

I ocasionaly play PvP in Guild Wars and I have no desire to play a medic, I seen how monks have to deal with healing its not my thing.

 

The problem with online games is PUGs only go as far and get slaughtered by any clan/guild since those guys live for PvP and do a lot of stategy training that PUGs naturaly lack and joining a guild/clan means time investement I really dont feel I can do since I dont live to play one game.

 

Thats a problem with games that end up being more a job that entertaiment, online PvP games are expecialy guilty of that.

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Damn, it's finally out?!

 

I'm looking forward to this game, but I have to wait for my new video card before I can play it. And the stupid thing is on backorder for God knows how long.

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It's cool being a medic and jumping into an APC, since it makes your APC a mobile healing station.  Also, while yes guys do die relatively quicklky in these sorts of games, medics can be useful because they can actually revive people from the dead.  Given that you cannot immediately respawn in this game (there are respawn intervals, usually about 15 seconds or so), so a medic can come in and whip out a defibrilator and zap you back to life.  It's actually pretty fun when bullets are whizzing along and that enemy plane is strafing you!

 

The main bonus about reviving someone from the dead is that if you don't your team loses a ticket since every respawn costs 1 ticket. When your team runs out of tickets you lose the game.

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You obviously have no clue about modern urban warfare... :blink:"

 

 

Oh, yeah? And youre a poopie-head ;)

 

 

 

 

Ive been playing online now just random games and I really wish I was in a clan again, because its just complete chaos. The maps are far too big and everyone is just running around aimlessly. I had better games playing against the computer. Its fun because the chopper people are so busy playing with their new toys that you can easily take them down using a jeep and switching position between gunner/driver

 

 

 

But this game would RULE at a LAN when you got your friends with you and you can coordinate movement at actually use tactics.

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If you arent good at killing people, play as a medic and join a squad.  You can let everyone else do the killing while you keep low and occasionally run out and revive fallen comrades with your shock paddles.  Medics are probably the easiest class to rack up points in - I wasn't even playing particularly well in my last game and I was third on the leaderboard.  And I'm very far from being a FPS pro.

 

 

I ocasionaly play PvP in Guild Wars and I have no desire to play a medic, I seen how monks have to deal with healing its not my thing.

 

The problem with online games is PUGs only go as far and get slaughtered by any clan/guild since those guys live for PvP and do a lot of stategy training that PUGs naturaly lack and joining a guild/clan means time investement I really dont feel I can do since I dont live to play one game.

 

Thats a problem with games that end up being more a job that entertaiment, online PvP games are expecialy guilty of that.

 

 

Lucky for you, what you base your opinion on really has nothing to do with a completely different game, both gameplay-wise and game-mechanic wise.

 

To compare the monk in Guild Wars to the Medic in BF2 is pretty stupid.

Furthermore, clans do NOT play organized games on the public servers of BF2 (or really any public servers), so you'll never have to worry about the incident that you describe in Guild Wars.

 

 

Why you would compare a very deliberate, skill based MMORPG with an FPS is beyond me though.

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clans do NOT play organized games on the public servers

 

 

When I was in the ph34rd MoH:AA monkey-clan we often went on public servers to rape people when we were bored. It was great :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Just now i was playing Bf2 and I successfully raped the American base and was about to take their flag when the cannons started firing. Im thinking "This better not be 'Broken arrow' or Im so very dead." Second later Im blown to smithereens as the shells hit :)

 

 

 

(broken arrow = camp overrun, all artillery to fire on our own position)

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clans do NOT play organized games on the public servers

 

 

When I was in the ph34rd MoH:AA monkey-clan we often went on public servers to rape people when we were bored. It was great :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Just now i was playing Bf2 and I successfully raped the American base and was about to take their flag when the cannons started firing. Im thinking "This better not be 'Broken arrow' or Im so very dead." Second later Im blown to smithereens as the shells hit :p

 

 

 

(broken arrow = camp overrun, all artillery to fire on our own position)

 

Good old American fire power :D What country were you playing as?

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I dont know, the other ones... that have all the cool guns :)

 

 

 

 

 

..and those guns are Swedish Bofors M77 Howitzers :-"

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Oh, yeah? And youre a poopie-head :lol:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

 

Ive been playing online now just random games and I really wish I was in a clan again, because its just complete chaos. The maps are far too big and everyone is just running around aimlessly. I had better games playing against the computer. Its fun because the chopper people are so busy playing with their new toys that you can easily take them down using a jeep and switching position between gunner/driver

Yep. That's one of the worst problems of the game. It's full of n00bs whose only goal in the game is to grab a chopper... only to crash it five seconds later in an astounding display of lack of hand-eye coordination.

 

But sometimes, only sometimes, you may find a server where people are actually trying to play and win the game, forming squads, making use of the commander features, and sometimes, even ignoring the aircraft spawn points!

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Oh, yeah? And youre a poopie-head :lol:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

 

Ive been playing online now just random games and I really wish I was in a clan again, because its just complete chaos. The maps are far too big and everyone is just running around aimlessly. I had better games playing against the computer. Its fun because the chopper people are so busy playing with their new toys that you can easily take them down using a jeep and switching position between gunner/driver

Yep. That's one of the worst problems of the game. It's full of n00bs whose only goal in the game is to grab a chopper... only to crash it five seconds later in an astounding display of lack of hand-eye coordination.

 

But sometimes, only sometimes, you may find a server where people are actually trying to play and win the game, forming squads, making use of the commander features, and sometimes, even ignoring the aircraft spawn points!

 

The lack of team work is the main problem in FPS multiplayer games. Like America's Army for example. I couldn't stand how people just ran out like rambo and did not function as a team like they were supposed to. No one likes to use tactics anymore, it's all just run and gun.

 

And that's an awesome Nooooooooo! I've never seen that one before.

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Thats a problem with games that end up being more a job that entertaiment, online PvP games are expecialy guilty of that.

Be thankful of that. It's the only reason single-player games still exist :lol:

OTOH there is some serious prize money for online conbatants, now.

 

South Korea leads, IIRC, but there are a couple of tournaments and it is relatively easy to make a modest income (considering it as work, training like a professional athlete): can you imagine the tax return, "Occupation: virtual athlete". :D

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I wonder if Lucas will edit that out of later versions as he has done with similar things(Lukes scream when falling into the shaft at cloud city etc.)

 

 

 

I have two friend that are

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Of course he will. (I just had to play it again, it is so funny.)

 

Re: your raping friends; there is nothing else for it, you just have to buy a top-of-the-range computer and monitor and joystick and practice eight-to-ten hours a day until you can rape them.

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Practice doesnt work, its the eye-to-hand coordination that does it all in FPS. If you cant instantly twist your mouse to hit a 2x2cm, area on any part of the screen, you'll never ever be 1337 :wub:

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The girls I know dont play FPS games so I couldnt verify the theory. Its difficult to determine a persons skillz at playing Sims 2 :D

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Practice doesnt work, its the eye-to-hand coordination that does it all in FPS. If you cant instantly twist your mouse to hit a 2x2cm, area on any part of the screen, you'll never ever be 1337 :blink:

 

Hand-Eye coordination can be trained.

 

You think all those athletes were just born with those abilities?

 

I guarantee that if you persistently played FPS games, you would get better at them.

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Yes. However it's difficult to catch up with someone who has been playing FPSs for 8-10 hours a day for years already.

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Hand-Eye coordination can be trained.

 

You think all those athletes were just born with those abilities?

 

I guarantee that if you persistently played FPS games, you would get better at them.

I can definatly second that.

 

I did that very thing with Doom3 and Halo, i mean i started off as absolutely crap TBH but now ive improved loads, its pretty simple really because all you need is experience.

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Actually it's easier!  It's diminishing returns :-

 

 

If I practice basketball for a week straight, I will show more improvement than Michael Jordan, because he's already reached his apex :D

 

Show more improvement compared to your own skill level? Possibly. Be better than Michael Jordan? Hahahahahahahahahaha

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