Kaftan Barlast Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 The two paintings used are: "Hell" 1450 Oil on wood, 115 x 69,5 cm Mus DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 This is my new favorite. It slowly creeps up on you and stabs you in the face. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 This is my new favorite. It slowly creeps up on you and stabs you in the face. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The horror! Is that David Hasslehoff? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Ok what's Hasslehoff doing there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 and more importantly .. what's up with your Hasselhof fetich?? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Come on guys, you know you love him. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draakh_kimera Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 ...So, can I use the "everyone must die" sig ) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 I dont know, I made it for Rosbjerg. But if he doesnt want it then shure, just ask him. But you hav to host it yourself, Im only paying for my own bandwidth. David Hasselhoff is my idol. When I grow up, Im going to have twice his chesthair. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 David Hasselhoff is my idol. When I grow up, Im going to have twice his chesthair. I'm not even sure that's remotely possible But at least you can dream,can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I dont know, I made it for Rosbjerg. But if he doesnt want it then shure, just ask him. But you hav to host it yourself, Im only paying for my own bandwidth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well it *is* your peice of art! but I'm trying to make a Zen Buddhist sig now .. but I really stink! hehe ..but pratice never hurts (in this regard)! So wether draakh_kimera can use your Sig or not depends on my words, then I say let him! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 The nazi sig is the best one, hands down. I doubt anyone would be allowed to use it here, though. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Why not? " kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 I believe it's too large. 125x600 is the max size allowed. " - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 these people have no respect for the integrity of fine art. Thats why I bring you this fine piece right here: simple, yet elegant in its glorious salute of the worlds last remaining oldschool communist dictatorship. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 :D damn you really don't take anything serious do you?? ^_^ Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 these people have no respect for the integrity of fine art. Thats why I bring you this fine piece right here: simple, yet elegant in its glorious salute of the worlds last remaining oldschool communist dictatorship. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's the font you're using there? I have something quite tasteless, but I can't find a good font for the text. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarjahurmaaja. Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 The soldier on the left doesn't match the rest of the picture colorwise. 9/30 -- NEVER FORGET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 damn you really don't take anything serious do you?? ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, not really. :D Reveilled>The font is just ordinary "Impact" Sarjahumarja> you are correct but I dont really care... bloody hell, ok, ill fix it! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Okay, my first attempt at this: Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't really read the brown text... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't really read the brown text... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dark Redified! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 Nope, still unreadable. You need to use either drop shadow or outer glow with black in order to darken the image around the text so it becomes readable. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Nope, still unreadable. You need to use either drop shadow or outer glow with black in order to darken the image around the text so it becomes readable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I can read it, and now I'm feeling lazy, and I can't remember how to drop shadow, so...nah. Maybe later. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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