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Which of these pairs would make a cute couple?  

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  1. 1. Which of these pairs would make a cute couple?

    • Bastila Shan & Atton Rand
      6
    • Carth Onasi & Mission Vao
      5
    • Handmaiden & Visas Marr
      25
    • Canderous Ordo & Disciple
      6
    • Malak & Atris
      6
    • Gluupor & Trask Ulgo
      7
    • Sion & Motta the Hutt
      3
    • Yuthura Ban & Luxa
      15
    • Mira & Bao-Dur
      17
    • T3-M4 & Bao-Dur's remote
      22


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Ew. Carth and Mission?? That's just SICK. He's 3 times her age, for crying out loud.


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Hehe this is the funniest of all Topaz polls, and this means something.


HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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Bastila belongs to Revan, you blasphemer! :blink:

 

Hutts are (in most things that I've seen) asexual... Perhaps they can change genders like frogs...

 

I mean, their too heavy to do much else... They'd crush each other if they weren't self-mating...

 

THE IMAGES! THEY BURN! :ph34r:


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3 or 4 of those choices are the same gender...

 

Candy Man and Disciple anybody??? :blink:


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Well, Jabba had Leia... :blink:

 

Nah, it's obvious Sion's a Hutt... I saw the zipper from a mile away. He's specially mutated to be the ultimate dream in a Hutt male... ;)


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"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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The same way Vader did. :blink:

 

Na, Jabba probably just liked looking at Leia... sick perverted worms... ;)


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Candy Man and Disciple anybody??? ;)

You know, I almost voted for them... :blink:

 

But that would be just wrong.


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So if their aren't any hutt females

Isn't there a Hutt female in Phantom Menace? (assuming episode 1 can be considered a reliable source... :blink: )


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Wow... I was pretty close, too....

 

:)


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-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Well, that was... disturbing. That put all sorts of images in my head that frankly, I didn't need to have. Such as a "pregnant Hutt".

 

Well, I guess that answers THAT question.

 

*shudder*


Please review my fanfic!

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Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up!

 

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DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital

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Kreia whispering in his head. :)


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"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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