Nihilus: "Mmmhgggr hmmmlllrgg!"

 

Exile: "Gesundheit"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I vote as the best

Exile: where is the bathroom on this bucket?

 

Atton:oooo im sorry theres no bathroom on this ship.

 

Exile: damn i got 2 go and i ****ing hungry, kreia make me some waffles and blue milk.

 

kreia: yes right away let me just finish my evil plot 2 get revenge.

 

Mandalore: o come on bathrooms ,food. i thought this was star wars not the ****ing sims.

Exile: where is the bathroom on this bucket?

 

Atton:oooo im sorry theres no bathroom on this ship.

 

Exile: damn i got 2 go and i ****ing hungry, kreia make me some waffles and blue milk.

 

kreia: yes right away let me just finish my evil plot 2 get revenge.

 

Mandalore: o come on bathrooms ,food. i thought this was star wars not the ****ing sims.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

HaHa...Welcome to the Forums.

 

Exile: So, what did you do before you joined your Master?

Visas: Well I was into acting, until I was cut from a Pepsi comercial for not being able to "wink" or something.

thanks. this topic is great

Sakarie: "Oh, I see that's grabbed your interest, eh? Well, there's only one way you're going to get that Quxoni crystal - one open starport visa. No visa, no rare lightsaber crystal!"

 

Exile: "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

 

[Force Chokes Sakarie, then takes the crystal]

This topic is too much fun to allow to die yet, so I'll bump it with the following (yes, I know it's bad...)

 

 

Kreia: "They were the Lost Jedi, you know. The true Jedi, upon which the future will..."

 

Exile: "LA-LA-LA - I CAN'T HEAR KREIA, BUT SHE'S STILL TALKING!"

Why must it be bumbed? All things die eventually, why can't this thread just fade away in peace? And believe me, this thread's time has come and gone.

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nihilus: assiegh mmmgph eieal iichfglrtra

[translation] I can't talk with this damn mask on.

Nihilus:  assiegh mmmgph eieal iichfglrtra

[translation] I can't talk with this damn mask on.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LA Developer:What?!I can't understand you!

Nihilus:  assiegh mmmgph eieal iichfglrtra

[translation] I can't talk with this damn mask on.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No, the translation goes "I want a bigger part". Too bad no one understands his gibberish or the game might have been better.

Nihilus:  assiegh mmmgph eieal iichfglrtra

[translation] I can't talk with this damn mask on.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LA Developer:What?!I can't understand you!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Nihilus: "Mhhhhhllggg hrrrrggghrrlllmmm!!" [Translation: "I said the microphone doesn't work!"]

 

LA Developer: "What?"

Darth Nihilus:Help me you stupid idiot, now i can't get it off!

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Dude, did you just quote yourself? If no one listened before why repost? <_<

 

 

Man: The Ebon Hawk, she's my ship.

 

Exile: Prove it.

 

Man: There's a secret compartment on the starboard dorm.

 

Exile: So that's where Visas has been hiding during Hide n Seek

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Dude, did you just quote yourself? If no one listened before why repost? <_<

 

 

Man: The Ebon Hawk, she's my ship.

 

Exile: Prove it.

 

Man: There's a secret compartment on the starboard dorm.

 

Exile: So that's where Visas has been hiding during Hide n Seek

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

DSExile:Now your are no longer of use to me *force crush' the man and then force throws him into the big pit*

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Dude, did you just quote yourself? If no one listened before why repost? <_<

 

 

Man: The Ebon Hawk, she's my ship.

 

Exile: Prove it.

 

Man: There's a secret compartment on the starboard dorm.

 

Exile: So that's where Visas has been hiding during Hide n Seek

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

Thats a good point, and question. I will answer it thusly.

 

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Geez, if you hate the thread that much, then why do you even bother reading?

 

Quoting yourself over and over will not make me stop posting, if I find it amusing, and it doesn't seem like it'll stop anyone else either...

 

On that note:

 

 

Visas: "My life for yours..."

 

Exile: "Okay, stop it now - it's getting old!"

I didn't say it would stop you from posting, I just thought I would state my opinion.

Fair enough...

 

 

Anyways:

 

 

Evil Atton: "Look, I didn't want to say anything, but you've forced my hand. That power is corrupting you. You're starting to get creases..."

 

Evil Exile: "Oh yeah, maybe you should take a look at yourself" [Holds up a mirror to Atton's face]

 

Evil Atton: "OH GOD!! MOMMY!!" [Runs away crying]

 

Evil Exile [to other companions]: "What? I'm supposed to be evil, right?"

I didn't say it would stop you from posting, I just thought I would state my opinion.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

State it 3 times? Shoulda got the point that no one cares after the 2nd at least.. How hard is it to just not click on the link?

HK-47: [Request] Bite my shiny metal ass, Jedi.

 

--------------------

[A Cutscene shows young and idealistic version of Master Vrook as a padawan infront of the Council.]

 

Vrook: Yes, Council, I'm grateful for all of your help and guidance, and take all of your counsel into conisderation. What would you have me do to complete my Knighthood?

 

Head of Council: You must take this Gungan as your padawan until we see fit.

 

Vrook: Thy will be done.

 

[Vrook accepts generously, and is pestered by Jar Jar's ancestor for 30 years and gradually turns into the bitter, cynical and Hate filled Jedi Master we know today.]

HK-47: [Request] Bite my shiny metal ass, Jedi.

 

--------------------

[A Cutscene shows young and idealistic version of Master Vrook as a padawan infront of the Council.]

 

Vrook: Yes, Council, I'm grateful for all of your help and guidance, and take all of your counsel into conisderation. What would you have me do to complete my Knighthood?

 

Head of Council: You must take this Gungan as your padawan until we see fit.

 

Vrook: Thy will be done.

 

[Vrook accepts generously, and is pestered by Jar Jar's ancestor for 30 years and gradually turns into the bitter, cynical and Hate filled Jedi Master we know today.]

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Welcome to the boards. I like you already. Why do you ask? Because that was actually funny. *applause*

Thanks, I thought I had alot to compete with because I went straight from page 13 to 42, not noticing the difference in quality.

Note: The following comes with apologies to "thepixiesrock" for reasons that will be entirely too obvious

 

 

 

Nihilus: "Mmmhgggr hmmmlllrgg!"

 

Exile: "Gee, what an incredibly unfunny threat..."

 

 

 

Again, sorry

Disciple: Exile, I admire you, your walk, your stance...

F Exile: Great, another fanGIRL. Why don't you go admire Atton?

Disciple: He said he'd rather talk to his pazaak cards... *snif*

F Exile: *draws her lightsaber, looks at it* Hey lightsaber! How you doin'? Nah I wasn't talking to nobody...

Disciple: *goes away, crying*

Atton: Maybe another time, Daisy. Time out at med-bay!

 

:"> Yeah...not funny...but w/e