jodo kast 5 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 HK-47: Request: Bite my brown, shiny, metal ass meatbag.*Chomp* The Jerry Springer Show Springer: Today's topic; My master betrayed me, I killed a guy in a clown mask, I killed a zombie, then I killed my master, all the while trying to force 3 seperate women to love me at the same time, while trying to keep it a secret from the others. Besides that, there's a female version of me who trying to the same to all the lads of the crew. Lets meet the group. We've got the Exiles... MaleExile: Hey... FemaleExile: Hey... Spinger: Mira, Handmaiden, Visas, Atton, The Disciple, Bao-Dur, and Mandalore Mira: What's up? Handmaiden: Hi Visas: I can see you. No wait... Atton: Why don't you have any Pazaak here? Disciple: Heeeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mandalore: The Mandalorians will rule again! Springer: Finally, we've got Nihilus, Sion, and Traya Nihilus: <I will steal your souls!> Sion: Did we have to come here? I've got a grave to go to. Traya: Would you like a riddle? Springer: Yes; well, now... Sion: THAT BITCH KILLED ME! *Dives at both Exiles* Nihilus: <STEAL YOUR SOUL!> *Dives at both Exiles* Traya: Get off him. I love him! *Dives at Sion and Nihilus* *Look, a huge fight* Mira/Handmaiden/Visas: GET OFF MY GUY! *They all look at each other* *Huge fight between these three8 Atton/Disciple/Mandalore/Bao-Dur: GET OFF MY GIRL! *They all look at each other* *Another huge fight between these guys* Spinger: Well, it looks like we'll solve nothing today ladies and gentlemen...*BANG!* *He drops dead* HK-47: Statement: That felt good, it did. *Points gun at audience* Oooh. More meatbags to kill* *BANG!BANG!BANG!* *Audience runs for lives* *Role end credits* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahahahahahahahhahahaha now that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Bao-Dur to Female Exile: What me to show you my circuits? Exile: Umm, no. Bao-Dur: Damn it that was the 3rd one this week! Exile: Who were the other too? Bao-Dur: Visas and Kreia. Exile: Kreia?! Bao-Dur: She was desperate and so was I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Onivega Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 *Nihilus just finishes his English teachings and is about to go into the galaxy* Nihilus: Now that i can speak English, i dont need the dark side as an outlet to my anger, i think i'll eat my yummy looking lolly-pop. Exie: Not so fast you evil gibberish speaking bastard!!! Nihilus: Pardon me? Exile: FIRST you try to destroy Telos, now you stealing candy from little children?! Nihilus: Now just wait a sec- Exile: DIE YOU EVIL SATAN SPEAKING MONSTER!!! *Lightsabers sounds* Darth Vader: Hey Mandalore, do you want a Mentos? Mandalore: Sure... *Mentos falls on Mandalore's helmet then to the ground* Darth Vader: Ha ha HK-47: Master, push the button thats "near" my groin area... Exile: Uh...ok what now? HK-47: (Statement) Kill all meatbags mode activated, now will kill all organics. *This is from a Flash movie from Newgrounds* Yoder: Geroge! Return Geroge you must! Yoda: Miine your Geroge is now! Hehehehe! Yoder: WAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! *T3-M4 sticks anntena thing in girl utility droids "exsaust pipe* T3-M4: *Sizzilling noise* Sion: *boohoo* *sob* *cries* *sniff* eh no MAN will EVER want me... Mysterious Voice: oh...I beg to differ.... Sion:??????? Disciple: Heeellllllooooooooo Sion.... Exile: Bao-Dur...where did you find my secret stash of weed? Bao-Dur: I had some help... Remote: *makes annoying beep noise and keeps flying into a wall* hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 yesss, great work, especially last 3!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Disciple-"ooh,what a shiny helmet you have Mandy.Can I stroke it?" Handmaiden-"Damn it Atton,I'm going to shove that Pazaak deck up your a$$ in a minute" *Bao-dur runs into main hold with his overalls round his ankles* "help,Hanharrs in heat!Get him off me please!!" master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 *This is from a Flash movie from Newgrounds*Yoder: Geroge! Return Geroge you must! Yoda: Miine your Geroge is now! Hehehehe! Yoder: WAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey isaw that one hysterical remember this: George:Jar Jar's the best thing since crack cocaine! and theis one: George:Beware, my turkey neck of death! (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Sion to Kreia: Mommy mommy! The exile is being mean to me again! Make him stop! Nihilus (looks in mirror): I'm gaining wait. I think I'll get some force Snack Wells from now on. GO-TO: I also make a quite versatile bowling ball if you ever are in need of a strike. Atton to female exile: Can I tell you a secret? I hate pazaak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytor Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Atton to female exile: Can I tell you a secret? I hate pazaak. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah he's actually paid by the Puzaak Corporation TM It's an advertising thing "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 And from you local magic dealer PAZZAK THE TRADING CARD GAME! Atton: Disiple I challenge you HADOKEN HADOKEN EiCUTVARUCUT Handmaiden: I moonlight in the world of warcraft. You know that chick who brings you back to life? that's me i'm a tad frigid Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Disciple: Exile, i came to say that I love you...Exile: Dude wtf...im the MALE Exile. Disciple: I know... Exile: OMG!!! (stabs Disciple with lightsaber) Darth Sidious: It had to be done...He was too dangerous to be left alive... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i'm still laughing at this one!hahahahahahhaha (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Disiple: WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME!! I'm going out the airlock cya. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytor Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Kreia: It turns out that you are a wound in the force Exile: Care to elaborate? Kreia: I'd love to explain but the dialogue was cut from the game Exile: Damn! *Carnage Ensues* "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediunkown Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Atton- Hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Atton- Hey…what the?!! Exile- My hand! It feels like it’s being dipped in molten lava…auugh!!! Atton- Don’t you give up! Besides, I have some good news. Exile- W…what? Atton- I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> by switching to Hississ co., sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Exile [To Mercenary with gland in Kinrath Caves]: I want to hold your gland. Disciple: That reminds me of a song!!! Exile: PLEASE SPARE US ALL! Atton: ...and she likes honest guys, not guys trying to be heroes... Exile [walks in on Di and Atton fighting]: Oh and you fit that catagory how?! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 I want more lines like this: Exile: I know it's an odd request, but do you know any Echani poetry? Handmaiden: Personal shields, I love you so... crafting and fighting with you... exhilirates me... You are the MAIN focus of my life... (except for my melee weapons and and my armor)... I love you so. Exile: That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. You Echani have some serious problems. Handmaiden: Please do not joke about such things. You speak lightly of serious matters to me. Exile: Whatever. Look, I'll be going now. I know its in the game its just Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Kreia: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, (Disciple joins in) I feel pretty, and witty, and bright!... Handmaiden: My hair? I lost it while playing with Atris's lightsaber. HK-47: Oh, 100 walking meatbags on the wall, 100 walking meatbags, you take an aim, shoot at the game, 99 walking meatbags on the wall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Exile: HK, do you know what the future holds? HK-47: Answer: No, I do not master. Exile: Can I install a psyhic package into you? HK-47: Horrified Statement: Remember what happened when you last installed a package? Exile: Heh... I remember that... You were as cute as a gizka! HK-47: Persuasive Statement: No need to converse about that master. Exile: Well alright then. I'll just install the package. I'll take it out if you start acting... strangely. HK-47: Clarification: Master, the purpose of a package is to change normal behavior. Defeated Statement: You may begin. [Exile installs psyhic package] Exile: So, how do you feel? HK-47: Riddling Statement: That depends on if I will feel good in the future, or in the present, master. Exile: OKAY... so, will I get together with? You know... everyone enjoys a good romance subplot. So who'll it be Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Kreia: For once, I don't have an answer for you. When Kreia kill Kavar/Vrook/Zez-Kai-Ell Kreia: Oh, did I do that? I'm so naughty. I know, rubbish, but I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Mothman's HK-47's Song Oh, I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Aww...you flatter me, Darkside. :"> :"> Thanks. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Mothman - Have you considered produce the song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Hmm...that's a good idea! Maybe I'll send it in to LA and they'll include in in the K3 soundtrack...maybe it can be one of HK's dialogue options like the echani poetry w/ handmaiden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Hmm...that's a good idea! Maybe I'll send it in to LA and they'll include in in the K3 soundtrack...maybe it can be one of HK's dialogue options like the echani poetry w/ handmaiden. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I smell an awesome easter egg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Hmm...that's a good idea! Maybe I'll send it in to LA and they'll include in in the K3 soundtrack...maybe it can be one of HK's dialogue options like the echani poetry w/ handmaiden. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I smell an awesome easter egg... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can see it now... PC: "HK, do you ever do anything besides think about killing meatbags?" HK-47: "Answer: Yes, master! Now that you mention it, I have something for you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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