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because they are making money .. I don't think producers care if the movie is rated as the baddest one ever made if they made a hefty profit .. and as long as he is providing profit they give him licences .. <_<

ergo everyone stop seeing his films! stop renting them, stop even looking at their posters or pictures .. and spend every waking hour cursing them in public!

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If he's so bad, why do produces keep giving him more movies to direct? Weird considering that his movies tanked on rottentomatoes

 

The general belief is that he's an amazingly charismatic guy and is a better dealmaker than most businessmen. He should be a producer, not a director.

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Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ?

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Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ?

 

I'd rather that you did not ... your post could be interpreted as intentionally trying to 'stir the pot' so to speak ... and I am sure that's not what you meant to do :blink:

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Been there, done that (signed the petition). Can we derail the thread now ?

 

I'd rather that you did not ... your post could be interpreted as intentionally trying to 'stir the pot' so to speak ... and I am sure that's not what you meant to do ;)

Me ? Oh noooo.... I would never do that. I swear as true as my name is Gorth :blink:

 

Just to stay on topic, I went and signed the petition again ;)"

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I signed. For Great Justice!

 

Uwie should make a movie based on Zero Wing :p

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Wow thats like half a Tuesday showings at your local theater for one of his "films"

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someone hacked his website apparently.

 

http://www.uweboll.com

 

if its fixed before you read this, it just says "please stop making movies"

 

EDIT: Turns out it wasn't his website. Someone just bought the domain and used it for this.

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I havent even seen any of his films or heard of the man so I have to be really proggressive in this...

 

 

*continues to not see his films*

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If he didn't make these bad movies someone else will.  Every generation needs its Ed Wood.

 

 

 

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have any of you seen - 'Manos' the Hands of Fate - 1966 ??

 

four of the actors invloved in the film comitted suicide the year it came out (all around the same time)! just to give you an idea of how bad this movie is..

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