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Funny Stuff: The Funny Unleashed

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12 hours ago, rjshae said:

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5 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

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28 minutes ago, Guard Dog said:

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I'd have thought he'd have just recalled his time as a Marine.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Al Murray, so a little language warning.

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    My Facebook newsfeed today:

     

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    Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

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    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    30 minutes ago, Raithe said:

     

    Good trigger discipline.   Hm, wonder on how they view the M16 vs the AKs they use.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    1 hour ago, Malcador said:

    Good trigger discipline.   Hm, wonder on how they view the M16 vs the AKs they use.

    Was the one on the far right an M16?

    12 minutes ago, Hurlsnot said:

    Was the one on the far right an M16?

    Might be an M4, actually.   Hah, also just noticed the dude dozing off.  Proof that even for Islamic jihadis, meetings are boring as ****.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    TIL new insults for rednecks who wanna get dropped off in Afghanistan with an assault rifle, 30 pack of Busch, eighteen hours of country music and a lifted pick-up. I have compiled them, and some oldies, for you here.
    * Y'all Queda
    * Midlife ISIS
    * Gravy Seals
    * Meal Team 6
    * Lack Panthers
    * Yeehawdis
    * Irrational Guard
    * Cosplaytriots
    * Hogan's Zeroes
    * Freedumb Fighters
    * Traitor Tots

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    1 hour ago, Hurlsnot said:

    Was the one on the far right an M16?

    The first two are holding Chinese knock off‘s of the AK. The next guy and the second one over are holding an M4. Don’t know about the rest.

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Again, for the WoT'ers..

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