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Funny Stuff: A new Joke

rjshae
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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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    People probably invented houses so they could ignore other people.

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    9 hours ago, rjshae said:

    People probably invented houses so they could ignore other people.

    Before houses they hid in caves to ignore other people.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    Introvert gonna introvert. :shrugz: 

    I used to yell from the door "bye mom" and she would yell back "be home by dark". :lol:

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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