Funny Stuff: Humour of the Clones

January 12, 20215 yr

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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

40 minutes ago, rjshae said:

Math dealers.

21 minutes ago, InsaneCommander said:

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

January 12, 20215 yr

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 13, 20215 yr

"Thrawn Burgundy"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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January 13, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

love me some red dwarf, no idea who are those other people

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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January 13, 20215 yr

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4 minutes ago, Chilloutman said:

love me some red dwarf, no idea who are those other people

Star Trek: Discovery characters from the third season.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

January 13, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 20215 yr

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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January 13, 20215 yr

I hope they televise that trial. Maybe he can argue that he brought the lectern with him.

Edited January 13, 20215 yr by Malcador

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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5 minutes ago, Guard Dog said:

This is even accurate in both canon Star Wars and legends (except that Darth Caedus was never as ridiculous as TFA Kylo Ren was).

No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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January 14, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 14, 20215 yr

"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become whiskey but didn't."

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 14, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 14, 20215 yr

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Funny Stuff: Humour of the Clones

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